babies

Spider Babies Explode in Broom Attack, Death Bows His Head and Weeps

Kelly Conaboy · 04/20/15 12:49PM

A couple in Hallett Cove, South Australia filmed themselves killing a wolf spider with a broom recently. Did they film themselves because they knew it would explode with hundreds of baby spiders, making for a brutal and terrifying video? Almost certainly. Should you watch it? Almost certainly you should not. And yet.

I Wish You Wouldn't Take Your Infant Surfing

Kelly Conaboy · 03/17/15 03:43PM

Surfing father Jorge Tirado took his 9-month-old son out for his first little surf recently, filming the adventure for posterity and, more importantly, the internet. Hmm. Should you take your infant surfing?

Report: Chris Brown Is a Father

Hudson Hongo · 03/03/15 11:05PM

With songs like "Back to the Crib" and "Wet the Bed," Chris Brown has long alluded to his desire to become a parent, but a new report from TMZ says the singer got his wish a full nine months ago, siring a beautiful baby girl.

And Baby Makes Three, Two of Whom Are Fucking in the Subway

Jay Hathaway · 02/16/15 01:40PM

A troubling bit of phone footage showing a man interrupting a couple while they fucked against a subway escalator has gone viral after someone uploaded it to LiveLeak. It would be one thing to disturb two adults in the midst of mad, passionate rutting, but the shocking reveal comes when the woman stands up, pants around her ankles, and we see ... a baby.

Turkish Official Carried By Farmers Possibly Ariana Grande in Disguise

Dayna Evans · 01/06/15 02:41PM

A Turkish official who was carried across a snowy patch in the Aegean province because he was not wearing sensible footwear has been suspended, the BBC reports, for his inability to comply with the "municipality's attitude of service, citizen relations and values." He had some local farmers carry him as to not get his feetsies wet.

Baby Drummer Is in the Zone, Has No Idea How Hard Drumming Is

Kelly Conaboy · 11/11/14 01:32PM

Eight-and-a-half month old baby Wyatt (not this one) is in the zone. He's playing along with a Pantera song his mommy and his daddy put on in order to record a video for the Internet and he doesn't give one heck about anything that anybody thinks about it, or about the impossibilities re: a baby drumming. He's in the zone, man, and all he can do is smile. And drum.

​Baby Celebrates First "Crawl" With a Little Dog Kiss on the Mouth

Kelly Conaboy · 11/05/14 12:10PM

Baby lift up baby body. Baby lurch forward. Baby's baby arms collapse under weight of baby body. Baby lift up baby body. Baby lurch forward. Baby's baby arms collapse under weight of baby body. Tired of waiting for Baby, Puppy meet baby halfway. Puppy kiss. :)