Nothing can come between this girl and her frozen dessert, not even a deep deep sleep. She nods off while continuing to eat the popsicle for over a minute.

Do you remember your first word? I can't recall mine, though I do know that my little sister's was "Duck." For baby Ellie—the star of this video—however, her utterance is a bit more... ah, f*ck it, just watch.

It's probably every parent's worst fear. Here's adorable 18-month-old Ellie, repeating a not so adorable word. Kids say the darndest things!

A new study suggests that 80 percent of children under the age of 5 use the internet, mostly as commenters on YouTube. [Mashable]

After reaching over 5 million views on YouTube, the adorable baby who laughed over ripped paper made an appearance with Matt and Meredith on this morning's Today Show.

Russian baby-swinging yoga guru Lena Fokina—whose unconventional child-rearing terrorized YouTube earlier this year—recently went on high-profile Russian talk show Let Them Talk. Before a live studio audience, Lena Fokina swung a baby, endured half an hour of berate and ridicule, then burst into tears.

This baby boy is having a great time with his dad while playing with ripped paper. If only life were this easy and we could all get a good old belly laugh from something so simple.

Hey parents: It's so hard to find a decent daycare center these days, isn't it? Well, at least your kid isn't spending his or her formative years at R&B Childcare Services in Pittsburgh! Early yesterday, police raided the center just before kids began to arrive:

Breast cancer shocker! Gum healthiness! Lonely exercising! Teen girl suicide! Young strokes! Egg cholesterol! Diet soda heart attack! Baby obesity! And L.A.'s official guide to ecstasy! It's your Wednesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—while rolling, in the official style!

Space smell! Science selling secrets! Copper popularity! Alcoholism genes! Pregnant running! Infant sleeping! Bullies exposed! Dinosaur footprints explained! And fat black widows! It's your Tuesday Science Watch, where we watch science—successfully!

Babies! We all love cute little babies! You know who else loves babies? The Walt Disney Company. In fact, Disney loves babies so much that they've struck a deal to creep up on newborns and their parents in the hospital.

While most of America was glued to Fox for the duration of the night, there were others of us that spent the evening watching cute little puppies playing on a fake football field. Not that we're complaining!

This just in from Twitter: Ivanka Trump and Observer owner Jared Kushner "couldn't be more excited" to be expecting their first child. Remember: male-pattern baldness is linked to the maternal genome. Pray for a girl, Ivanka.

Bucking the long-held Hollywood tradition of celebrities giving their kids insane names, butterscotch stallion Owen Wilson and his girlfriend have dubbed their new son Robert Ford Wilson. That's it. Yes, a slight outlaw association, but nothing weirder. Rather amazing!

Lena Fokina, the hardbodied Russian viral video star seen swinging babies here and here, is real. She teaches baby yoga for a living and raised two (seemingly) healthy daughters that way. And she just gave her first American interview!

Turns out Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban welcomed daughter Faith Margaret nearly three weeks ago. Their surrogate gave birth in Nashville on December 28, leaving ample time for the Kidman-Urbans to make it to the Golden Globes last night. [TMZ]

Soccer player David Beckham and his android wife Victoria are expecting a child sometime this summer! The creepily good-looking couple already have three kids named "Brooklyn," "Cruz" and "Romeo." What hilarious name will they give this poor child?

The sound of this baby laughing to Conan is enough to save his ratings. If that doesn't work, at least we know he'd fit right in on The Wiggles.

Babies usually have an odd sense of humor, so you never really know what will make them laugh. This baby looses it over the phrase "chicken noodle", cuteness ahead.

This morning, most people concluded that "Baby Yoga with Lena Fokina"—the latest addition to the strangely popular Russian swinging baby video genre—was fake. So what do we make of this video, featuring Lena and others swinging more babies?