Lady Gaga is suing The Icecreamists, makers of the breast milk-flavored ice cream called Baby Gaga, for trademark infringement. She calls the dessert "nausea-inducing." We can't disagree, but didn't she take the "Gaga" from a Queen song anyway?

An ice cream shop in London has sold out of its "Baby Gaga" flavor, which is made with vanilla pods, lemon zest, and human breast milk purchased from a local mother. I love ice cream, but... no.

We've seen a Brazilian "Bad Romance" baby, a booty-bouncing "Poker Face" baby, and a tween male "Paparazzi" baby. Babies, they just can't help themselves from soiling their diapers, crying, burping, and painting their faces and impersonating Lady Gaga.

A little girl wears black lipstick, a wig, and no pants to perform "Bad Romance" in a Brazilian talent show. She crawls across the floor and growls. The crowd cheers. A judge who resembles Santa Claus grins.