This may surprise you, but The Bachelor Pad—a show in which "eighteen former participants from The Bachelor and The Bachelorette come together under one roof competing for half a million dollars"—is quite trashy.

The little lady's got some heat on her, fresh off of one hit and onto a potential second one. Also today: Tom Cruise likes 'em big, two actors join the fight against the zombies, and J.Lo might J.Go.

All good things come to an end, and unfortunately that means that this season of Bachelor Pad must meet it's demise as well. So sad. Click along to see what transpired on the twisting and turning finale.

Last night Elizabeth and Kovacks went off to the Fantasy Suite for some quality time, but even after some "awesome" pillow talk Elizabeth still wasn't feeling the romance. Maybe she's expecting too much, maybe their signals are crossed. You decide.

In one of the worst moments on TV last night, the tie-breaking question in some awful Bachelor Pad competition asked which female contestant had the worst breast implants. Really? New question: Is this the worst show on TV?

Of course Bachelor Pad had a kissing competition. Continuing the show's attempts to turn into a slutty VH1 reality train wreck, the "best kisser" won a rose and a date. Unsurprisingly, several contestants thought this was the best challenge ever.

Last night on Bachelor Pad, Elizabeth tries to be strategical with Kovacs but admits that her emotions make her a "dumb smart girl." Kovacs says that this allows him to "utilize that situation." He implied strategically, but really meant sexually.

Chris Harrison talked to Jimmy Kimmel last night about how the contestants are extremely good looking but all they have to offer is their sex drive. Apparently this leads them to do things that are probably "illegal in 49 states."

Michelle is best known for being the creepy girl from the last season of The Bachelor. Now, she's back and competing for money on the Bachelor/Bachelorette spin-off, Bachelor Pad, which premiered tonight.

Last night during the lackluster "Men Tell All" edition of The Bachelorette, audiences were introduced to ABC's new all-star Bachelor/Bachelorette spin-off, Bachelor Pad that will premiere in two weeks after the Final Rose Ceremony. Inside, a preview of the show.