The U.S. Embassy has issued an apology to Filipino President Benigno Aquino III for staging his meet-and-greet with President Obama in front of an upside flag of the Philippines on Friday. "This was an honest mistake," said an American spokesperson.

Justice Department officials took the controversial step yesterday of invoking the government's state secret privilege to try and dismiss a terrorism lawsuit over the "targeted killing" of a U.S. citizen.

A 50-year-old Army veteran who was arrested after an eight-hour standoff with federal agents was charged on Wednesday with threatening to kill President Obama. Officials said he planned to ignite a war between Muslims and Christians and "start an apocalypse."

Scottsdale, Arizona's raunchiest porn scribe, Ben Quayle—spawn of America's greatest vice president—has resurfaced with his latest congressional campaign ad. Get your paper and pencil ready now, because young Master Quayle has some important numbers to share.

The gays sure enjoy heckling Barack Obama at fundraisers when they're angry. Last night, for the third time in six months, a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" protester did just that, in New York. And another heckler yelled about "AIDS funding."

Jon Stewart went head to head with Bill O'Reilly again tonight for a Factor interview, and—while less intense than their last meeting—it was a pretty entertaining chat. Most notably, Stewart reenforced his seemingly anti-Obama statements as of late.

[Barack Obama arrived by helicopter in Manhattan today to speak at the U.N. He cruised around town in a motorcade to avoid the hideous new TVs on the subway, naturally. Image via Getty]

Washington's top suck-up access journalist, Bob Woodward, is releasing his first book about the Obama presidency, Obama's Wars, next week. What terrible Beltway gossip will it contain? For starters: Watch out when David Petraeus starts drinking wine, yowza!

Yesterday, President Obama held a town hall meeting and was blindsided by an "exhausted" woman. Tonight, Jon Stewart revisited the unexpected smackdown. Then, Stewart gave one of his own when he pointed out all of Obama's failed promises. Video inside.

Barack Obama doesn't want businesses thinking he's anti-business. So he held a town hall today for CNBC, which literally all businesses watch. A common middle-class person posed a brutal first question, however, saying she's "exhausted of defending you."

The Obamas attended Christian religious services at a Washington church yesterday, wreaking Sharia terror on the modest God-fearing congregants. Perhaps President Obama wants fewer Americans to think he's Muslim. Will you take the bait? [Image via AP]

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, after freeing American captive Sarah Shourd on $500,000 "bail," is asking President Obama to reciprocate by freeing eight Iranians held in U.S. custody: "How would you know those Iranians are criminals? Are you a judge?"

Can you spot the difference between these photos of world leaders at the Middle East peace talks? That's right! One was photoshopped by Egypt's state-run newspaper to put Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak in front of the group instead of behind.

Tonight, Jon Stewart had some fun with Vice President Joe Biden and the fact that Biden had promised that this would be the "summer of recovery" when it came to America's economy. Well, that didn't quite work out. Video inside.

Today we scratched our heads and wondered where the Obama school speech outrage is this year. You commenters were helpful and provided some rage and confusion for us, just so we didn't feel so disappointed.

Last September, Barack Obama addressed the nation's schoolchildren to start the new academic year, and conservatives went insane. Many parents worried that Obama would "indoctrinate" their children with Marxism. So where's the angry chorus for this year's same speech?

Of Thee I Sing: A Letter to My Daughters will describe the lives of 13 "groundbreaking Americans," including famed vagina painter Georgia O'Keeffe, George Washington, and Jackie Robinson. Obama wrote it in 2008; proceeds will fund fallen veterans' children's educations. [ABCNews]

17-year-old Luke Angel, of Bedfordshire, told Britain's Sky News that he has a lifetime ban from America for sending an email to President Obama calling him a pussy and other "abusive and threatening language", after seeing a documentary about 9/11.

Having trouble understanding President Obama's "worldview"? Former speaker of the House of Representatives and possible Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich may be able to help! According to Newt, you can only understand Obama if you "understand Kenyan, anti-colonial behavior."

Fox News' Neil Cavuto decided Michelle Obama had been given enough precious 9/11 airtime for her speech in Shanksville, Pennsylvania, so he interrupted the live broadcast to say of Barack Obama, "nine years ago this day, he was a nobody."