Majority Leader John Boehner's spokesman says Barack Obama's latest 11-page healthcare proposal is "shorter than a comic book," which is bad. Needs more pages! But not as many as the House bill, which Boehner called "1,990 pages of bureaucracy."

A year after telling Congress to please fix health care, and months after both legislative bodies passed health care bills, President Obama has released his own Health Care Reform Bill, which is apparently a fancy website.

In a recent short interview with ABC's Johnathan Karl, Stehphen Baldwin hinted his dislike for President Obama, calling him 'Homie'. Do we really need another reason to think of Stephen as our least favorite Baldwin brother?

Remember when Barack Obama caved in to the demands of the White House press corps and held a press conference earlier this month? That was just part of his pernicious plan to hide from the public. Don't trust him!

Video was released today by the US Missile Defense Agency of the Airborne Laser Test Bed (ALTB); a gigantic laser used to shoot ballistics out of the sky. The beams top 100 kilowatts and will be scalable for the future.

Here at G.E.A., we take out "Not afraid to be servicey" mantra very, very seriously (or "srsly"). And today, we have a totally serious job opening for you: Be Barack Obama's Presidential Twitter-er.

Barack Obama held a press conference today. While the availability may have assuaged concerns about the press' unprecedented lack of access to Obama, it did nothing to allay concerns that he calls on that jerk Chuck Todd too much.

The New York Times' David Kirkpatrick delivers the shocking and troubling news that Wall Street bankers are so disappointed in Barack Obama that they've started giving money to Republicans. Bankers! To Republicans!

Senators and Federal employees are taking a snow day, with three-foot snowfall blanketing the Atlantic seaboard from New Jersey to Virginia. As America braces for an "encore storm," one major dilemma remains: Which cute nickname won the weather system?

Well, this is ironic. Moments after criticizing President Obama as "charismatic guy with a teleprompter" at the National Tea Party convention tonight, Sarah Palin sat down for a Q&A session—and appeared to read notes written on her hand.

Obama's "Aunti Zeituni," Zeituni Onyango, will stand before a federal judge after living illegally in America ever since her asylum request was rejected in 2004. The president says he won't intervene for Onyango, who could be deported to Kenya. [CNN]

Today, Jon Stewart sat down with Bill O'Reilly for a frank discussion on a range of issues, the first part of which aired tonight. Inside, video of the highlights, including Stewart's opinions on President Obama's performance and Fox News' reputation.

Today at Gawker.TV, Fox anchors play with a Scott Brown doll, Conan O'Brien's NBC opinions circa 2006, Today airs a live C-section, Jon Stewart calls out Fox News, and Jim Nantz & Nick Swisher help Barney achieve a "Perfect Week."

At a town hall in Nashua, New Hampshire, Barack Obama said, of health care reform, "we've had to go into overtime, but now we're in the red zone." Oh man, we were at the 2 before. Now it's anywhere between goal and the 20? And is this regular season or post-season overtime? (Or college?)

Last night on The Late Show Dave and his staff re-imagined what Obama's first State of the Union address was like. Weirdly enough, it portrays George Bush as the cool kid-type who shows up late to the school assembly.

Depending on your views, last Friday, President Obama hectored the House Republicans or calmly (smugly?) explained to them that everybody needs to grow up and act their age, not their shoe size, if they wanted to actually get anything done.

Giant, killer Asian carp are going to take over the Great Lakes, because of the Supreme Court and Chicago. The carp can jump ten feet in the air when agitated, they breed like crazy, and basically they will destroy the earth in 2012. They are 100 times more dangerous than the killer bees! [Isthmus]

President Obama is on a roll lately. He gave a sassy State of the Union and then he embarrassed House Republicans on TV and now he is agreeing with us that Space is Not Worth it.

The key phrases come about four minutes in, when he's talking about the bipartisan fiscal planning commission idea that failed.