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Les Moonves Is More Like a Pirate Than a CEO
Hamilton Nolan · 06/24/15 08:27AMFormer Bush Strategist Sees the Deeper Meaning of Kim Kardashian, Etc.
Hamilton Nolan · 11/17/14 03:34PMScience: Manipulative Narcissists Succeed in the Workplace
Hamilton Nolan · 07/09/14 08:47AMBillionaire Will Not Stop Complaining About How Persecuted He Is
Hamilton Nolan · 06/13/14 08:57AMNobody Deserves a New Mansion More Than Les Moonves
Hamilton Nolan · 04/11/14 09:29AMNew "Nice Pope" Spends Workday Calling Sad People
Ken Layne · 09/06/13 12:16PMThe Rich Bastards Have Made the Mistake of Saying What They Really Think
Hamilton Nolan · 12/20/11 10:39AMBloomberg reporter Max Abelson should receive every last Pulitzer for his story today, "Look at These Atrocious Rich Fuckers Hang Themselves With Their Own Quotes." Or if you prefer the "formal" headline, "Bankers Seek to Debunk Attack on Top 1%." Good god. I mean really. It is almost Christmas. You bastards.
Americans Refuse to Buy Anything 'Eco-Friendly'
Hamilton Nolan · 07/01/11 11:13AMDespite the fact that our entire global ecosystem is set to collapse into one big festering pool of chlorine at 6 p.m. on August 12, 2018, American are not in any "rush" to let it affect our spending habits. The latest "earth-friendly" product we're telling to fuck off and die: anything refillable. That's not American.
Bill Sammon: Lying Propagandist
Hamilton Nolan · 03/29/11 08:22AMYou know who's a real bastard? Bill Sammon, the Washington managing editor of Fox News. As the guy whose job it is to direct Fox News' political "coverage," we expect him to be a huge hypocrite about his own company, and to specifically direct his "news" anchors to use Republican talking points on various controversial issues. It kind of goes along with the job.
Awful Owner of Awful Football Team Wants Writer Fired for Calling Him Awful
Hamilton Nolan · 02/02/11 10:41AMRoger Ailes Is a Sensitive Soul
Hamilton Nolan · 01/18/11 12:30PMDick Cheney Kept Alive By Technology
Hamilton Nolan · 07/14/10 04:20PMTown Outlaws Poor People Staying Alive
Hamilton Nolan · 04/12/10 09:56AMAd Agency Graciously Allows Staff to Use a Vacation Day to Vote
Hamilton Nolan · 11/04/08 01:35PMOgilvy, one of the world's most famous ad agencies, encourages all of its staffers to vote! "We'd like to remind you that the future of your country depends on making your voice count," they write in an internal email. So how are they helping their employees exercise their rights? By telling them that if the long lines at polling places make them miss the "minimum required hours of work time," then they have to use a vacation day today. Well, they sure are bastards. The full email below: