[NatPo and AshKu film "Friends with Benefits" in LA; image via Bauer-Griffin]

MTV reality star and socialite Olivia Palermo is 24 and still a sophomore at The New School. We hear she doesn't pay much attention in class. Maybe that's why she's still in school! Oh, and she hates us.

A tipster says Marc Jacobs wore a red plaid kilt to jury duty on Monday and Tuesday. (His boyfriend is known to hate kilts—does that mean they're off again?) Well, at least he's not skirting his civic duties!

Jersey Shore turned out to be a major cash cow for MTV, club promoters, photo agencies, and any innocent bystander who a cast member happened to attack. But now that everyone wants a piece, will they bleed it dry?

[Jake Gyllenhaal yuks it up with Gemma Arterton at the "Prince of Persia" premiere in London; image via Bauer-Griffin]

Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel reportedly went into labor early this morning. Her baby was due in early June, which is when her new show debuts. Way to ruin all that free publicity by showing up early. Stupid baby.

One of the many takeaways from this awesome profile of Doron Ofir, the casting director behind Jersey Shore and countless others, is that he's looking for a whole new cast for the show's third season. First they came for Snooki...

Someone must have finally taught Snooki how to fight: She threw a punch at a girl in a Miami club. JWOWW got Snooki's back, but was floored by friends of the victim. And you thought tanks couldn't take ShamWOWW down.

[Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman film their Adam Sandler movie somewhere only they know; image via Bauer-Griffin]

["The City" socialite and an innocent bystander on Great Jones in New York; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[The shorts-wearing actress in New York yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Kate Hudson steps out of her trailer directly in front of Gawker HQ to film a little something for her movie Something Borrowed in New York today. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Andy Samberg out with his girlfriend, who I believe is Joanna Newsom of the hardcore punk band Joanna Newsom and the Fucking Harpists; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Jersey Shore boys Ronnie, The Situation, and Vinnie in Miami; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Sarah Jessica Parker arrives to a meeting with Cynthia Nixon (not pictured) in New York; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Ashley Olsen in New York; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Disney Channel stars Demi Lovato and Nicole Anderson with their dates, Nick Jonas and Joe Jonas (who is very into this situation, you know, sex-wise) after a romantic date in Los Feliz. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Heidi Montag says Adam DiVello touched her plastic body inappropriately. The Larry-King-had-sex-with-his-sister-in-law drama continues. Cindy Adams loves Jersey Shore. Charlie Sheen shaved his head and Kate Hudson got a boob job. Thursday's gossip wants its old body back.

[Important actress Chace Crawford greets fans in olde Englandtowne yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Kim Cattrall, who is having a moment, greets a well-wisher in London; image via Bauer-Griffin]