[Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham at the London airport today; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Sarah Jessica Parker and her darling son running to school this morning; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Film director Guy Ritchie, former husband of Madonna, in foggy London towne yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[National treasure Britney Spears accepting the Best International Pop Star trophy at Germany's Bambi Media Awards yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Katie Holmes with her daughter Suri, the world's most powerful baby, in New York today. I'm sorry, that kid is so cute. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Teen juggernaut Miley Cyrus, daughter borne of an achy breaky heart, at the 17th annual Who Cares! Music Awards last night; image via Bauer-Griffin] es-ki-mo's new line beats the original, "The 'Gold Mine' Themed Dress Was My Daddy's Idea."

[The Broadway starlet (see you tonight, Katieeeee) wears shorts on the friggin' coldest day ever today; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Lily Allen filming a music video across the pond; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[The actress films a movie in New York yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Amy Winehouse, who is the definition of the term "troubled singer" in London today; image via Bauer-Griffin] Neutralize's new line beats the original, Area Man Not Sure If The 'Monkey Foxes' Are 'At It Again,' But Yes, Miss, He Will Check. And No, Miss, He's Not Leaving. He'll Be Right Back. And Please Put Down That Spatula, Miss.

[Lindsay Lohan and her deejay girlfriend Samantha Ronson (who was doing a show called "Fuck Rehab") in London yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin] es-ki-mo's new line beats the original, Cheeky!

[Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson (not pictured) arrive in London today; image via Bauer-Griffin] Aaron Altman's new line beats the original, "Yeah It's Pretty Much The Same. We Just Go Like This."

[Actors Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard (too many A's!) at a MoMa Film gala last night; image via Bauer-Griffin] EleanorRigby's new line beats the original, Long Lost Wilderness Plane Crash Survivors Found, Instantly Fêted.

[Lauren Conrad, star of the Maysles brothers' documentary "The Hills," in Los Angeles today; image via Bauer-Griffin]

["Gossip Girl" actress Chace Crawford arriving in Nice, France (how faaaaaabulous!) yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Model Kate Moss with her boyfriend at Heathrow today; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Michael Jackson, a nylon stocking stuffed with old insulation material and chicken bones somehow made animate, out trick and/or treating with his children in Los Angeles yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

Click to viewBoomp3.com On the London set of Sherlock Holmes, free spirit Robert Downey Jr. did his best to cheer his director Guy Ritchie up. Partnering up with the effects and stunt departments, Downey crafted a rig that allowed him to fly around the set. A rather glum Ritchie perked up at the sight of Downey soaring majestically, as Downey shouted down, “Relax, Guy. I’m going to fly in this movie, too. People love it when I’m flyin’.” [Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin] *A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

[Robert Downey Jr. on the set of his new 'Sherlock Holmes' movie, directed by Guy Ritchie; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens, stars of the movie 'High School Musical 3,' which grossed a billion dollars over the weekend, in Los Angeles yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin] Meg's new line beats the original, Having Money Is Fun