Click to viewBoomp3.com A London woman attempted to take advantage of a “hall pass” given to her by her husband and tried to put the moves on The Day The Earth Stood Still star Keanu Reeves. Reeves was rather high up on the woman’s list of male celebrities she’s allowed to sleep with with total immunity. The woman propositioned Reeves, but the actor politely declined despite being extremely flattered. [Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin] *A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

Click to viewBoomp3.com Sherlock Holmes star Robert Downey Jr and an extremely animated Jude Law took the swingin’ streets of London to help their boss, Guy Ritchie, wash that woman out of his hair with a night on the town. Downey Jr. said, “It’s not going to be a bender. It'll never be a bender, but we're going to have the most fun humanly possible before our 6 a.m. call time. Watch out, world, reformed Kabbalist on the loose!" [Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin] *A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

[At least Bauer-Griffin seems to think so. Did the new Broadway actress lose a cap or something?] uninspired's inspired new line beats the original, Katie Holmes Missing A Tooth.

Click to viewBoomp3.com Pint size media mogul Ashley Olsen took further advantage of her mogul status as she cut through the line at LAX early on Tuesday morning. In addition to moving ahead in line, Olsen did not have to crawl on her hands and knees to breeze past the rest of the line. Olsen said, "Airport lint is hell on my jeans." [Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin] *A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

Click to viewBoomp3.com Popular film actress Rosario Dawson appeared to be very excited about unloading some negative energy and loading up on the positive vibes at a Los Angeles loading station. Dawson said, “There’s just so much negativity in the world and thank goodness there’s a place where I can unload and stock up on the good vibes without having to go San Pedro.” [Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin] *A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

[Tom Cruise, the original Maverick, with Katie Holmes, the original Rachel Dawson, leaving Hermès on Madison Avenue yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

Click to viewBoomp3.com A small skirmish broke out between Tom Cruise and daughter Suri Cruise on the streets of Manhattan over the weekend. Cruise insisted that the twosome go across the street to the Fresh & Tootie Fruity, nature’s candy store, whereas Suri insisted that they visit Chocolate EXXXXplosion!—the city’s most delicious and explosive ice cream parlor. Said Suri: "Remember when we watched Lions For Lambs and I didn’t complain or sigh or groan? Well, consider this the payback." [Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin] *A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

[Supermodel and 'Project Runway' host Heidi Klum at a Los Angeles playground yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin] Steverino_Begins' new line beats the original, After An Hour Has Passed And All The Other Kids Are Gone, Heidi Begins To Suspect That Tim Has Forgotten To Come Pick Her Up.

[Model Kate Moss snared in a tangle of flash cords in London last night; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Todd and Sarah Palin stumping in Scranton (awwwwkward!) today; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Whitney Port, star of the new reality series "The City," in the Meatpacking District yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin] Aaron Altman's new line beats the original, Just Lookin' For a Ride To Ol' Coney Island.

[Lindsay Lohan leaving the Bowery hotel yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin] Weegees bored's new line beats the original, Struggling Actress Buying Pants In Installments

[Lindsay Lohan shopping in Soho today; image via Bauer-Griffin] SidAndFinancy's new line beats the original, Actress Still Feeling Giddy/Guilty About Cashing I Know Who Killed Me Paycheck.

Click to viewBoomp3.com Megawatt movie star Naomi Watts made a quick stop at a Manhattan area Container Store to help contain and protect her developing baby bump from prying eyes, gazers, stares, and various lookie loos. Watts felt that she could have worn an outfit that may hid her bump better, but the weather was just too nice. Watts said, “I just couldn’t hid my bump on such a beautiful autumn day like today.” [Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin] *A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

[That's supermodel Kate Moss decked out in fur and Eskimo boots in London yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[A wax version of "High School Musical" heartthrob Zac Efron at Madam Tussaud's in London; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Sarah Jessica Parker with her son in New York City today; image via Bauer-Griffin}

[Whitney Port, from 'The Hills', filming her new reality show 'The City' in Central Park today; image via Bauer-Griffin] MattGaymon's new line beats the original, "I Can't Believe We're Both On a Reality Show! Oh, And That We Can Fly!"

[Mary-Kate Olsen arriving in London today; image via Bauer-Griffin]

Click to viewBoomp3.com At the New York Film Festival, a group of scientists seized upon the opportunity to finally ask the question: Is Angelina Jolie the sexiest woman on the planet? The collective closely examined the speciman in her natural environment, the Gotham premiere of her latest film, Changeling. After much deliberation, the scientists concluded that she is in fact, the sexiest woman alive. Dr. Myers, the lead scientist for the study said, “I mean, it’s all there. The eyes, the lips, etc. All arguments and bets can be settled, science has officially declared Angelina Jolie to be super bangin’.” [Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin] *A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.