There was a fun blind item revealed today on the unverifiable gossip site Crazy Days and Nights:

Say you're a celebrity auction house that's sold William Shatner's kidney stone ($25,000), Marilyn Monroe's dog license ($4,800), and Michael Jackson's Thriller jacket ($1.8 million). There's only one way to top that, really: Sell a piece of David Hasselhoff. A reeeeally big piece:

Former Baywatch star Donna D'Errico got pretty banged up while on expedition to find Noah's Ark in Turkey.

The May-December freak show of 51-year-old Lost actor Doug Hutchison and 16-year-old bride Courtney Stodden continues. In this interview with an Australian morning show, Courtney and Doug introduce their "family," a bow tie-wearing yorkie named Tuna and a hot pink chupacabra named Bizarre.

She has to if she wants to write a gangsta rap script correctly. Also today: A sexy new Phantom, a twee indie movie gets turned into a twee regional musical, 3D sports!, and Baywatch alumni news.

LOST can be pretty heavy on the drama sometimes. Cheer up, LOST! Maybe some select footage of Jack, Sawyer, and Kate running in slow-motion in their bathing suits to Baywatch's theme music can lighten things up a bit. LOSTwatch! Sexy.

News from the internet as it relates to TV, a rising comedy star ponders his many options, a new HBO show could be a disaster or could be great, and a Baywatch movie makes us cranky.

Hollywood has always provided a fertile feeding ground for scam artists like David William Port, a Kansas City resident who bilked hundreds of thousands of dollars from gullible investors convinced they could grow their nest eggs by hitching them to the enduring bankability of Pamela Anderson prancing down the Malibu shore in a physics-defying one-piece bathing suit. From the Reuters report: