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Hamilton Nolan · 10/20/14 08:06AM
Last night, Jay Leno received the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, as colleagues praised his work ethic and generosity, and called him "one of the nicest guys in the business." If only he was fucking funny.
Macklemore Is a Ho Bag
Hamilton Nolan · 01/27/14 01:40PMThis Is, in Many Ways, the Wackest Nobel Peace Prize Ever
Hamilton Nolan · 10/12/12 09:25AM
Well, oh boy, everyone turn on your televisions, they've announced the Nobel Peace Prize. Silence, please. And the winner is: "The European Union." Man, the Nobel Peace Prize has really "jumped the snark."
Pulitzer Committee Confirms: Editorial Writing Is Worthless
Hamilton Nolan · 04/16/12 02:35PM
Your 2012 Pulitzer Prize winners have been announced! [Pause.] That very faint sound you hear is the cheering of a dozen or so newsrooms across America, interspersed with the vast silence of a nation that could not care less about the 2012 Pulitzer Prize winners.
Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Emmys Fashion
Richard Lawson · 09/18/11 07:46PMWhat Brett Ratner Should Do With the Oscars
Richard Lawson · 08/05/11 03:31PM
It was announced yesterday that director Brett Ratner, figuring he wasn't going to get much closer to an Oscar, will produce next year's Academy Awards ceremony. Strange choice, Academy! But it's been made, so let's make the best of it and give Ratner some suggestions.
Emmy Nominations That Should Happen But Never Will
Richard Lawson · 07/13/11 02:06PMWhich True Blood Character Is Going Gay?
Richard Lawson · 06/15/11 05:01PMMormons Conquer New York
Richard Lawson · 05/03/11 10:10AM
This morning all the theater people scampered downstairs into Times Square in their pajamas to open up their presents. Yes, it's gay Christmas: Tony Awards season! The supposed best of Broadway was honored this morning with nominations for theater's biggest prize. Who was counted? Let's take a look.
Your 2011 Pulitzer Prize Winners Are Here
Hamilton Nolan · 04/18/11 02:25PM
Your 2011 Pulitzer Prize winners have been announced! If you're "keeping score:" two for the New York Times, and two for the Los Angeles Times. The Wall Street Journal had to make do with one for editorial writing, and the Washington Post had to settle for a photography Pulitzer. Plenty of long-winded bragging and wounded sniping starts now!
Survey Says: Nobody Much Likes The Daily
Hamilton Nolan · 03/31/11 02:00PMThe Oscars Are Still Old and Useless
Richard Lawson & Brian Moylan · 02/28/11 01:09AMA Guide to Winning Your Oscar Pool
Richard Lawson · 02/25/11 02:26PM
Hollywood's and, really, the nation's biggest night of the year, the Academy Awards ceremony, is almost here! There's a good chance some of you have been hoodwinked into throwing a few dollars into an office Oscar pool, so we'd like to help you. Here are our picks for who and what are going to win the precious trophies.
The Oscar Predictions You Really Care About
Brian Moylan · 02/25/11 12:22PM
In advance of Sunday night's Academy Awards, a million magazines and websites have been predicting who will end up winning the big awards. But what about all the other things people will be talking about Monday morning? Here are our predictions for the things you really care about.
An Oscars Problem: Anne Hathaway Is Not Funny
Richard Lawson · 02/24/11 02:29PMEveryone was befuddled when the news dropped that instead of some familiar old-ish white man or Whoopi Goldberg, this year's Oscar hosts would be Anne Hathaway and James Franco. Well, the James Franco bit just seemed like yet another weird event in his performance art career of being weird, so sure, OK. But the Hathaway angle remained confusing. Now we see why!
Your Ultimate Oscar Party Menu
Richard Lawson · 02/22/11 03:59PMCamille Grammer Has a Surprising New Job
Brian Moylan · 02/21/11 03:13PM
Camille Grammer, the former scratch post of Kelsey Grammer and one of the Real Househarpies of Beverly Hills, will be anchoring CNN's red carpet coverage at the Oscars. Next they'll be sending Bethanny Frankel to cover the Libyan revolution.
Awards Season: When Good Actors Go Bad
Richard Lawson · 02/07/11 03:42PM
The Golden Globes and SAG Awards have been given out and the Oscar nominations have been announced, so we are reaching the denouement of the 2011 Awards Season Thrill-Parade. And, unfortunately, one of the saddest narratives of the season is playing out with one of our favorite actresses, Melissa Leo. She's gotten way too into the whole hoopla.
Gwyneth Paltrow to Bless Us With a Song Once More
Richard Lawson · 02/04/11 03:16PM
Yes indeedy, the blonde wisp-angel is performing at this year's Oscars. Also today: turns out The Walking Dead actually does need writers, Ben Affleck might be headed to Tehran, and MTV finally says no to Lauren Conrad.