This morning all the theater people scampered downstairs into Times Square in their pajamas to open up their presents. Yes, it's gay Christmas: Tony Awards season! The supposed best of Broadway was honored this morning with nominations for theater's biggest prize. Who was counted? Let's take a look.

Unsurprisingly, Trey Parker and Matt Stone's (and Robert Lopez's) musical Book of Mormon, a satirical look at mission work and the zany Mormon church, walked away with the most nominations, a whopping fourteen. After that, the long-closed musical Scottsboro Boys — a hilarious romp about a group of black men wrongly accused of rape, yay! — picked up twelve, and the gooey, sunshiny revival of Anything Goes racked up nine.

But you guys don't care about that! You care about celebrities. Right? Broadway sure hopes you care about celebrities. This year we've got: Al Pacino, Frances McDormand, Vanessa Redgrave (paparazzi bait, that one!), Billy Crudup, Ellen Barkin, and Edie Falco. But not Daniel Radcliffe! No, poor little Harry did not make the Quidditch team this year. And then there's a whole host of theater royalty, from Norbert Leo Butz to Donna Murphy, thrown in for old time's sake. Here's a partial list. The full one's here.

Best Play
 Good People by David Lindsay-Abaire 

Jerusalem by Jez Butterworth
The Motherfucker with the Hat by Stephen Adly Guirgis
War Horse by Nick Stafford 


Best Musical
 The Book of Mormon
 Catch Me If You Can
 The Scottsboro Boys
 Sister Act

Best Book of a Musical
 Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson, Alex Timbers
The Book of Mormon, Trey Parker, Robert Lopez and Matt Stone
The Scottsboro Boys, David Thompson
Sister Act, Cheri Steinkellner, Bill Steinkellner and Douglas Carter Beane

Best Original Score
 The Book of Mormon, Trey Parker, Robert Lopez and Matt Stone
The Scottsboro Boys, John Kander and Fred Ebb
Sister Act, Music: Alan Menken 
Lyrics: Glenn Slater
Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, Music & Lyrics: David Yazbek

Best Revival of a Play
 Arcadia
 The Importance of Being Earnest
 The Merchant of Venice
 The Normal Heart

Best Revival of a Musical
 Anything Goes
 How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying

Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role in a Play
 Brian Bedford, The Importance of Being Earnest
 Bobby Cannavale, The Motherfucker with the Hat
 Joe Mantello, The Normal Heart
 Al Pacino, The Merchant of Venice
 Mark Rylance, Jerusalem

Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role in a Play
 Nina Arianda, Born Yesterday
 Frances McDormand, Good People
 Lily Rabe, The Merchant of Venice
 Vanessa Redgrave, Driving Miss Daisy
 Hannah Yelland, Brief Encounter

Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role in a Musical
 Norbert Leo Butz, Catch Me If You Can
 Josh Gad, The Book of Mormon
 Joshua Henry, The Scottsboro Boys
 Andrew Rannells, The Book of Mormon
 Tony Sheldon, Priscilla Queen of the Desert

Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role in a Musical
 Sutton Foster, Anything Goes
 Beth Leavel, Baby It's You!
 Patina Miller, Sister Act
 Donna Murphy, The People in the Picture

Best Performance by an Actor in a Featured Role in a Play
 Mackenzie Crook, Jerusalem
 Billy Crudup, Arcadia
 John Benjamin Hickey, The Normal Heart
 Arian Moayed, Bengal Tiger at the Baghdad Zoo
 Zoo
Yul Vázquez, The Motherfucker with the Hat

Best Performance by an Actress in a Featured Role in a Play
 Ellen Barkin, The Normal Heart
 Edie Falco, The House of Blue Leaves
 Judith Light, Lombardi
 Joanna Lumley, La Bête
 Elizabeth Rodriguez, The Motherfucker with the Hat

Best Performance by an Actor in a Featured Role in a Musical
 Colman Domingo, The Scottsboro Boys
 Adam Godley, Anything Goes
 John Larroquette, How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
 Forrest McClendon, The Scottsboro Boys
 Rory O'Malley, The Book of Mormon

Best Performance by an Actress in a Featured Role in a Musical
 Laura Benanti, Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
 Tammy Blanchard, How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
 Victoria Clark, Sister Act
 Nikki M. James, The Book of Mormon
 Patti LuPone, Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown