The most disappointing thing about Beyoncé's sister losing it at Jay Z in an elevator is the lack of sound on the security tape, which makes it difficult to figure out what the fight was all about. Fortunately, it's 2014, so we have access to technology that can solve this problem: Namely, 50 Cent's Instagram account.
Here's the full video of Solange attacking Jay Z in an elevator, via TMZ. Shortly after the first video cuts off, Solange continues to talk—yell?—at Jay Z. Several seconds later, she tries again to hit him and is pulled away. Half a minute or so passes, and she lunges at him again, walloping him with her purse, which spills all over the elevator. Then all three—Beyoncé, Jay, and Solange—calmly exit the elevator with their entourage..
Poor man's Jared Leto, walking hair follicle Jake Gyllenhaal, sat next to Jay Z and Beyoncé at a Nets-Heat game last night and really struggled to find something to entertain both stars with. No common ground was found.
Influential writer/intellectual bell hooks boldly stared down the easily agitated Beyhive this week when she labeled Beyoncé a "terrorist" during a panel discussion titled "Are You Still a Slave?" at New York's New School.
Andrew Garfield hosted a pretty strong episode of Saturday Night Live last night, with musical guest Coldplay and appearances from Emma Stone, Kiefer Sutherland, and Mary Lynn Rajskub. Throughout the night he kissed Chris Martin and played Oliver Twist to Cecily Strong's Dierdre, but the highlight came when he learned what happens when you disrespect our country's queen, Beyoncé.
She can't, but she must, or she'll literally be dying. This tragic tale of the Beyoncé-inspired nationwide outbreak of inability to can is everything.
This adorable, confusingly sexy video of Beyoncé apparently chatting on stage with her daughter Blue Ivy during a dress rehearsal for her Grammy performance of "Drunk in Love" leaked online sometime earlier today. Sample dialogue: "Surfboard! Hi mommy!"
Someone whose texting game is seriously on point has translated "Drunk in Love" (one of the top 14 songs on the latest album by world's best Beyoncé Beyoncé Knowles) entirely into emoji.
"Drunk in Love" it ain't — Beyoncé performed her pop-leaning "XO" single at tonight's BRIT Awards in London. Mostly, she stood still and sang, matching the song's energy. Really, the most exciting part of the act was the warning that ran before it: "This performance contains flashing images." Still, she sounded great and looked like a vase, so that's something.
The French press lit up in a blaze of fiery glory on Monday with rumors that the President of the United States, Beyoncé, is having an affair with the "President" of the United States, Barack Obama.
Did you see the Grammys on Sunday? It doesn't matter if you didn't or if your fingers suddenly just spontaneously broke, rendering you unable to Google or click anything and forcing you to stay on this very page. Who needs Beyoncé's show-stopping opening number when you can watch Vin Diesel's rendition of the same song? Watch him walk, watch him stand, watch him move his body like a toddler with a full diaper. Watch him lip synch not for his life, but for yours.
The Grammys—the worst award show—were last night. Things happened! Macklemore saved gay marriage. Daft Punk won Album of the Year. Pharrell wore a funny hat. And, of course, Taylor Swift awkwardly danced during every song.
Here is a comprehensive list of topics discussed in the pit at Brooklyn's Barclays Center during Thursday night's Beyoncé concert:
When Beyoncé walks, she tells us, she walks with a vengeance. When she enters the room, she commands every eyeball and ear her way. And what an entrance it was, the release of her surprise fifth album, the consistently dazzling BEYONCÉ, which landed on iTunes without previous announcement last night.
