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It's Mark Zuckerberg's 28th Birthday
Adrian Chen · 05/14/12 09:04AM
Boy King Mark Zuckerberg turned 28 today, striking fear and loathing into the hearts of everyone who is not a 28-year-old billionaire. Facebook will go public this week in an IPO that could value the company as high as $100 billion.
Chris Brown's First Line on His Rihanna Remix Is Unbelievable
Max Read · 02/20/12 08:46PMHere, finally, is the remix of "Birthday" to which Rihanna infamously invited her abusive ex-boyfriend Chris Brown to contribute a verse. His first line? "Girl, I wanna fuck you right now/Been a long time, I've been missing your body." Oh. Cool.
Here's the Invite to Julian Assange's 40th Birthday Blowout
Adrian Chen · 07/11/11 05:36PM
Unlike Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Oprah, you weren't invited to Julian Assange's 40th birthday bash yesterday in Norfolk, England. Neither were we. But we've snagged an invite anyway. Here's a copy of the email sent to a few dozen of "The Most Dangerous Man in the World's" friends before the party.
Watch Lady Gaga's Birthday Surprise for Ellen DeGeneres
Matt Cherette · 01/27/11 05:15PMEven though her birthday was yesterday, today's Ellen DeGeneres Show featured one last celebration: a surprise call-in song from Lady Gaga! After the serenade, Gaga and DeGeneres discussed the singer's new album, upcoming Grammy performance, and frustration with NYC weather.
You're Invited: Celebrate Gawker.TV's 1st Birthday Party In Your Hometown!
Alison Flood · 11/02/10 11:37AMIs 4chan Turning Into Internet Good Guys?
Adrian Chen · 09/02/10 10:01PMWorld's Angriest Cat Is Not Amused By His Birthday Song
Matt Cherette · 08/24/10 03:10PMHere's a video of a cat—a seemingly very, very angry cat—being completely unamused by the adorable, "Happy Birthday!" song that his owners (or owners' kids?) are singing to him. That said, since when do cats have birthday parties?
What Should We Give Arianna Huffington For Her Birthday?
Maureen O'Connor · 07/15/10 02:57PM
The grand dame of news aggregation, Huffington Post co-founder Arianna Huffington, turns 60 today. What should we give her? Last year, Arianna crowdsourced her birthday party. This year, we're going to crowdsource the ultimate Arianna Huffington birthday gift.
The Worst First Birthday Ever
nightintern · 05/27/10 08:30AMI'm pretty sure this kid didn't get his wish granted after they sung "Happy Birthday" and blew out the candles.
The Madonna-Turns-50 Thread
ian spiegelman · 08/16/08 02:01PM
It's Madonna's 50th birthday today! And not 36 like her whacky religion says. Anywho, just to ensure that this event doesn't encroach upon some perfectly innocent item, please feel free to celebrate-or bash-the most famous woman on earth on her B-day to your heart's content in the comments. And if you come across other pics of her from back when she was adorable, that would be awesome too!
Sub Pop Captures the Space Needle
ian spiegelman · 07/12/08 01:47PMBalthazar Birthday Chaos
Josh · 04/23/07 02:36PM
It's Balthazar's birthday today and like the good friend we are, we dropped by. Well, like an acquaintance, really, we crashed the party, assured that our presence would be much appreciated. To celebrate his baby turning 10, Kieth McNally is giving away free champagne. a fact that all but ensured that the place would be fully booked through the day into the night and stuffed with tipsy giddy diners.
Happy "Birthday," Marissa Mayer
Nick Douglas · 05/31/06 07:18PM
To anyone wondering why Valleywag had no birthday message for Marissa Mayer: I wanted to avoid celebrating this sham holiday, since it's clear that this Google VP was not born of man.