Socialite Fabiola Beracasa turns 33 today, a fact she'd undoubtedly rather not be reminded of. (Just do your best to age gracefully, Fab; your mom, Veronica, should not be your role model.) Also celebrating: Petra Nemcova turns 29, the number she'll probably be sticking to for many years to come. Former Governor George Pataki is 63. Newspaper editor and author Pete Hamill is 73. Beyonce's little sister, Solange, turns 22. Actress Sherry Stringfield is 41. And avant-garde dessert maestro Will Goldfarb will be 33 today.

Frances McDormand turns 51 today. Hope Joel got you something nice, Fran. Also celebrating today: Met artistic director and legendary conductor James Levine turns 65. Real estate mogul Jerry Speyer is 68. Singer Jason Mraz is 31. Selma Blair turns 36. And skincare aficionado Nicholas Perricone is 60, although what with all the firming mists and wrinkle creams he uses on an hourly basis, he doesn't look a day over 57 or 58.

Isabella Rossellini turns 56 today. And she has all those Lancôme products to thank for that timeless beauty of hers, we're sure. Also celebrating today: Embattled Portfolio editor Joanne Lipman turns 47. Literary agent David Vigliano is 49. NY1 political reporter Dominic Carter is 44. Social scenester Kate Schelter is turning 32. Attorney Barry Slotnick is 69. And Britain's newest bachelor Paul McCartney turns 66.

Our friend-in-blogging Ryan, who, with his girlfriend, created and maintained the wonderful, now-defunct LOLSecretz, needs our help. You see, said girlfriend has moved from her beloved Greenpoint, Brooklyn to the wilds of Connecticut and misses the gray city and its Morlock inhabitants dearly. So, for her birthday, Ryan has placed a life-sized cut out of her on a street corner in Greenpoint and asks that friends and strangers pose for a photo with "her," and send it in. That way she can feel like she had a big ol' party with friends (...and complete strangers...) in fair Greenpoint. Sounds crazy and sort of cute, right? Full details after the jump.

Everyone's favorite set of child-star-turned-media-tycoon twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, turn 22 today. Congrats, girls. We expect there'll be lots of shots involved in your celebration tonight, although we're guessing you decided to forgo the birthday cake. Also celebrating around town today: U.N. head honcho Ban Ki-Moon turns 64. Portly congressman Jerry Nadler is 61. Celebrating tomorrow: Donald Trump will turn 63, although with that rug on his head, he doesn't look a day over 62. CNN's Campbell Brown turns the big 4-0. Book editor Alice Mayhew will be 72. Hedge fund tycoon Stanley Druckenmiller will be 56. Restauranteur Phil Suarez turns 68. And veteran sportscaster Len Berman will be 62.

Yankees outfielder Hideki Matsui is turning 34 today and in honor of the momentous occasion, Go Go Curry is giving away three free soup toppings (pickled relish! pickled shallots!) all day long. Also celebrating today: Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima is turning 27. Marv Albert is 67. Deputy mayor Kevin Sheekey turns 42. High-end real estate agent Michele Kleier is 65. And Hunter College president Jennifer Raab turns 52.

Peter Dinklage is short and old. He turns 39 today. Also celebrating: Scientology-lovin' Fox News legal eagle Greta Van Susteren is 54. Style.com's Candy Pratts Price looks damn good for someone turning 59. Harlem's own Charlie Rangel is turning 78. On the local political front, fire department commissioner Nicholas Scoppetta is 76 and public advocate is Betsy Gotbaum's turning 70. Mets shortstop José Reyes is celebrating his 25. Indiana Jones cutie Shia LeBeouf turns 22. Times CEO Janet Robinson is 58. Surgeon (and friend of Oprah) Mehmet Oz turns 48.

It's a great day for sex scandal fans: Not only is Eliot Spitzer celebrating his 49th birthday today, but Gina Gershon, now at the center of a controversy over whether or not she had a fling with Bill Clinton, turns 46 today. Other birthdays: Furniture heir Eric Villency is 33. Hedge funder Richard Chilton is 50th. And nightlife impresarios Eugene Remm and Mark Birnbaum will no doubt be partying hard tonight when they turn 30 and 31 years old.

Join us in wishing a hearty happy birthday to Natalie Portman, who turns 27 today. Actor and Parkinson's poster-boy Michael J. Fox is 47. Johnny Depp is 45. Neurologist and author Oliver Sacks will be celebrating his 75th birthday today. And restaurateur and playboy Giuseppe Cipriani turns 43.

Wunderkind chef Josh DeChellis is 35. Blackstone co-founder Pete Peterson is 82. Fashionable art advisor Kim Heirston is 45. Personal finance queen (and power lesbian) Suze Orman is 57. The Post's Andrea Peyser is 49. And Teen Vogue's Amy Astley is nearly a quarter century older than her demo. She's 41 today.

Billionaire real estate developer, media mogul, and longtime lothario Mort Zuckerman (Arianna Huffington, Marisa Berenson, Diane von Furstenberg, Nora Ephron, Patricia Duff, Gloria Steinem, and more) turns 71 today. Thank God for Cialis!

The most beautiful cable news anchor of all time ever is 41 years old today. Maybe his mom will come by the studio to sing to him? Or maybe mean Mrs. Clinton will ruin his party by making him report "news." Sigh. [HuffPo] (After the jump, we'll share some birthday wishes for Anderson from HuffPo commenters.)

The Strokes' Fabrizio Moretti is 28 today. Scandal-plagued district attorney-turned-TV talking head Jeanine Pirro is 57, as is American Express CEO Ken Chenault. Afro-lovin' Princeton professor Cornel West is 55. And New York Times columnist (and now HBO consultant) Frank Rich is 59.

As I spend this last day of being twenty-four staring down, with bleary eyes, the prospect of turning a quarter century old at midnight tonight, I'm finding solace in a few comforting things. Large, earthenware pots full of homemade wines, whole cigarette packs lit ablaze and smoked like pan flutes, and you, dear commenters, who make me chuckle. Yes, it may be an aged and weary chuckle that ominously shakes my frail, weathered body, but it's chuckling nonetheless. And for that I am grateful. I am especially grateful to six of you, who will be awarded with that most prestigious award, a Commie, after the jump. I remember when I won my first, lo those many months ago. Ah, to be young again.

Daniel Benedict, the overly-tanned 'mocialite, companion of Andrew Saffir, and business partner of Marjorie Gubelmann, turns 37 today. (Looking for a gift? A Paul Labrecque Healthy Glow session should do the trick.) Other birthdays: Literary agent Mort Janklow turns 78 today. Burlesque dancer Julie Atlas Muz is 35. Reclusive billionaire Ira Rennert turns 74 tomorrow.

Shoshanna Lonstein Gruss, fashion designer, social fixture, and—most famously—the ex-fiancee of Jerry Seinfeld, turns 33 today. Banker and former Ambassador to France Felix Rohatyn is 80. Designer Thomas O'Brien is 47. Soon-to-retire Time Inc. CEO Ann S. Moore is 58.

A year ago, Rudy Giuliani was celebrating his birthday—he'll be 64 today—with a whirlwind of fundraising events, including one on Staten Island hosted by none other than Vito Fossella. What a difference a year makes, huh? Giuliani will have to make do with a much quieter celebration tonight with Judy (Le Cirque perhaps?), and although Vito will undoubtedly be raising a glass (or six) this eve, it certainly won't be in Rudy's company.

In case you weren't invited to their parties over the long weekend, feel free to extend your belated birthday wishes today to Merrill Lynch CEO John Thain (52), socialite Annie Churchill (37), architect Bruce Fowle (71), who all celebrated birthdays yesterday. Turning a year older today: fashion designer Behnaz Sarafpour, who is turning 39, and Henry Kissinger, who will be blowing out 85 candles this evening.

Naomi Campbell turns 38 today. Do be careful when she celebrates the big event in Cannes tomorrow eve: The Dolce & Gabbana-sponsored fete will feature Lindsay Lohan on the turntables. Other birthdays today: Fashion publicist Nathan Ellis is 34. Would-be Coney Island developer Joseph Sitt is 54. Artist Ghada Amer is 45. And the very youthful looking cosmetic dermatologist Lisa Airan—who says she's never gone under the knife herself—turns 43 today.