Brr, it's cold in here. There must be some blind items in the atmosphere. (I apologize.) But seriously, it is cold this morning and there are a bunch of blind items. After the jump we have a TV star secretly dating not one but two dudes, a cradle robbing A lister, a TV show ruining America's reputation abroad (even more), crazy models, a nasty divorce, and a pop star who's about to be outed. 1) "Which handsome TV pin-up is secretly seeing two guys behind his unsuspecting girlfriend's back? The trio have been enjoying a string of sordid romps during breaks in filming." [Mirror] 2) "So, earlier this week, we had an A lister who was spotted ignoring his companion. Well,, the reason he may be ignoring her is that he is having a thing with a VERY much younger than him C list film actress who co-stars in a brand new film that stars a guy from one of my favorite television shows." [CDaN] 3) "This is an unusual one. Just the name of a show rather than a person. What brand new television show, filmed outside the US, has pretty much ruined it for all companies that want to film there in the future. The reason? The crew working the show had never been treated as badly in terms of verbal abuse, lack of respect and working conditions. In addition, a local girl was severely burnt in the face and upper body when a light exploded on set. By way of compensation she was offered a job in a city 300 miles away from the village where she has lived her whole life. Obviously she could not do it, and the production company just didn't care. It gave her one option, and one option only." [CDaN] 4) "What singer and I use that term loosely is running out of money fast? The reason? Her fairly new husband is now acting as her business manager and using her bank account as his own personal ATM. In the short time they have been married she has lost almost $5M all because of him." [CDaN] 5) "Bar staff at one Mayfair hotel were treated to the sight of which supermodel getting very drunk and flirty in the bar? She started to lunge at the cutest boys behind the bar to try and drag them up to her room but was escorted out by management when things got really out of hand." [BlindGossip] 6) "Which divorce will get even more complicated when multiple affairs are uncovered? Everyone thinks that one party was primarily responsible because they were out of control and having an affair. The truth is that BOTH were having affairs. The couple wants to hustle the divorce process along, but once the paramours start coming out of the woodwork and talking, it’s going to get very complicated and very ugly and very expensive." [BlindGossip] 7) "Which supermodel of yore is now a complete alcoholic? This is something of an improvement as a visitor to her house once noted that there were loads of wraps of coke lying around her house, some within easy reach of her toddler! No, it isn’t the one you think." [BlindGossip] 8) "We thought the days when it was normal for the tabloids to “out” male pop stars was about over. And yet we hear that one of the [tabs] is looking to do just that. It’s sad to think that the sexuality of a star of teen pop and musical theatre is that interesting or surprising. Let’s hope they change their minds." [BlindGossip]

Yesterday y'all chuckleheads figured that the scruffy actor giving away STDs like Zagnuts on Halloween was either Colin Farrell or Owen Wilson. Both are brave choices and probably both true. Today we have a celebrity who manically calls her Pilates instructor, a former rock star who is going blind, and a celebrity who is keeping his baby under wraps. 1) "Which celeb has a Pilates instructor on 24-hour call for whenever she has a "fat day"? The freak-out sessions usually happen in the middle of the night after a few glasses of wine." [Mirror] 2) "Former A list rock singer. Now, just someone we love to sing with at clubs and see in the odd film cameo is going blind." [CDaN] 3) "Which well-known young black celebrity paid off the mother of his child to keep her quiet? She seduced him and purposely became pregnant. She threatened to go public to alienate his female fans. He shut her up for a six figure sum. The baby is the spitting image of the father, but the public has no idea that this man is the father of any children, never mind this one." [BlindGossip]

Yesterday y'all figured that the mom addicted to 'hillbilly heroin' was none other than actual heroin addict Nicole Richie. I'm not so much surprised/disturbed by the unanimity as I am by the fact that you all seemed pretty confident that you knew what 'hillbilly heroin' was. So, um, good work? Today we have a dude with a drugs problem, an actor hanging out with drug dealers, a dangerously skinny new mom, and a scruffy guy sending ladies to the sex disease clinic. 1) "Which celeb makes no secret of his "secret" drug habit? He was supposed to have given them up years ago but offers strange looking pills to young ladies whenever he is out." [Mirror] 2) "This B list film actor who has always done films is in the midst of quite the career comeback. However, on the set of his latest film he has reconnected with an old friend from the past. The old friend was his drug dealer who has always been known as the drug dealer to the stars. No, granted, being seen at dinner with the guy does not mean our actor is partaking again of drugs, but why is he even having dinner with him in the first place?" [CDaN] 3) "Which celebrity has taken drastic measures to eliminate the baby weight? Always thin before pregnancy, she was unhappy with her post partum body. So she had a lapband installed to get off those last pesky ten pounds. Her weight has now plummeted to alarming lows. Her partner's pleas to remove the lapband are falling on deaf ears, as she is convinced her weight will skyrocket if it is removed." [BlindGossip] 4) "Which well-known actor has at least two female celebrities running to the clinic? This male actor is of the scruffy-attractive variety. He has a reputation for being wild both in and out of the sack, and has had bedded quite a few celebrities. Unfortunately for all involved, he also has a dangerous STD and favors unprotected sex. A very famous blonde celebrity and a perpetually troubled black rapper are among those who are now terrified for their health." [BlindGossip]

Yesterday's bit about the rockstar's pregnant daughter had you guys a bit divided. Some said Peaches Geldof, others said Kimberly Stewart, and some said Frances Bean Cobain. I say all of them. Today we have an actor who can't perform as well as he says he can, a new mom taking "hillbilly heroin," and jealous TV costars. 1) "Which Hollywood hunk who boasts about his sexual prowess is actually a flop in bed? According to his conquests, the bloke in question is usually too drunk to perform." [Mirror] 2) "New celebrity mom. Same old tricks. When daddy is away, mom has been popping pills that she is getting from her doctor. At the same time she has another doctor who is keeping her hooked on hillbilly heroin. Must be fun for the baby. Must be why dad is spending so much time away from mom." [CDaN] 3) "This actress has been out of the limelight for awhile. It’s not that she doesn’t have any professional offers. While she is no ingenue, she is still very beautiful and very much in demand. Speculation is that she hasn’t worked lately because she is sick or pregnant or hasn’t been offered any great roles. No and no and no. She is just waiting for the bruising and swelling to heal. Not the result of plastic surgery. Rather, a new boyfriend." [BlindGossip] 4) "Which new cast member on an established TV show is wreaking havoc? One of the female stars has a crush on him, which is irksome to another male cast member who had been crushing on her. The guy with the bruised ego has been quietly sabotaging the new guy behind his back in the hopes that the newbie’s first story arc is curtailed, and the newbie given the boot." [BlindGossip]

From yesterday's Columbus Day items you guys seemed to think that the rapper with the secret male Asian fetish was Kanye, and that the tycoon about to marry very young was Warren Buffet. Good guesses! Today we have a Hollywood lothario, a reality star who is sleeping around, and the pregnant daughter of a rockstar. 1) "What the hotel concierge is asking this week: One Mayfair hotel nicknamed which Hollywood superstar “Mr. Revolving Door” after the number of girls he was inviting to his room every night? Maybe he’s not gay after all." [Popbitch] 2) "Well that didn't take long. Apparently this reality celebutante is making up for the fact that she had to play the aggrieved girlfriend for so long. Turns out that just about any actor who is above C list has a shot at her which is what our former B list movie actor, and now lucky to get a C part but with some serious name recognition found out. No sex or anything like that, but they did manage to grope each other for 45 minutes in a corner this weekend." [CDaN] 3) "This rock star's daughter didn't wait too long to get pregnant did she? Umm, but who is the dad?" [CDaN]

Many of you jerks probably don't have work, because you are jerks. Oh well. For those that remain: a secretly gay rapper, a closeted gay star hitting on a straight star, an actress with a deadbeat baby daddy, a billionaire who's marrying a lady way younger, and two TV lesbians all await you after the jump. Suck on it, Christopher Columbus! 1) "Which politically active rapper makes a big show with the ladies in public, bragging about what a pimp he is, but has a thing for small Asian dudes on the side?" [NYDN] 2) "Which closet gay Hollywood star tried it on with a straight actor at a party for one of his plays? The poor chap had to make his excuses and flee." [Mirror] 3) "C+ list actress co-star on a Top 20 network show. You would know her face if you watch the show, but doubtful you would know the name. But not for the reasons you think. Anyway, you would think since her boyfriend can't get a job he would at least find time to help raise the baby while our actress is at work. I mean it is his kid I think. But, no, he makes the actress get a nanny so he can go hang out at strip clubs all day with her money." [CDaN] 4) "Foreign born B lister who is the lead in his Top 20 network show. Umm, if you are going to do some work on our actor's house, you may want to consider insurance or a lawyer. A group of people were repairing our actor's roof. One of them slipped on the roof and fell to the ground. Hurt badly. Our actor would not let the man into his home, and said that because the hurt worker was an illegal immigrant, no one would care about him one way or the other and to just get him off the actor's property." [CDaN] 5) "Which billionaire tycoon is going to wed a much younger woman who’s never been married before? She’s been after the old codger since his wife of decades died." [P6] 6) "Which rock superstar has been having an affair with his young blond personal assistant? His longtime wife might suspect the worst because they've been squabbling plenty lately." [P6] 7) "Which two TV actresses are dating? The first woman is an actress on a network TV show. She is a partner in a sham marriage. Her new girlfriend is probably C+ list, because although she is also on a TV show, she is not a household name. She is a little older than our fake bride. They have been inseparable for the past two months." [BlindGossip, blessedly rewritten from a CDaN item]

Yesterday you guys seemed to think that our out of control cougar was Drew Barrymore. Which is very strange. Because she is young. But the people have spoken. Anyway, today we have a celebrity who still sends texts to his ex-girlfriend, a big time movie director who got robbed by hookers, and a rapper who is pretending to be rich. 1) "Which rowdy celeb is hounding his ex with text messages and is still under the illusion they are dating? She has definitely moved on." [Mirror] 2) "Last week, this A list director of some very huge films was shooting his new movie. After work, our director went to a local restaurant (as was his routine) where he picked up two local floozies. After buying them a few drinks and impressing them with his big-shot “I’m a Big Hollywood Director” come-on, our director took the two tramps back to his hotel for a night of debauchery. Little did our director know what he was getting himself into! Turns out that this pair of hometown hotties weren’t as dumb as our director thought. In fact, there were certified pros, if you get my meaning. (Word has it ugly pros, too – but hey, whattaya want.) Anyway, flash forward a few hours Our director wakes up the next morning feeling all kinds of groggy. He discovers his wallet missing, and worst of all – his laptop stolen. On the purloined laptop was reportedly the script to his new movie and several highly secret, ultra-confidential, For-His-Eyes-Only visual FX sequences for the new movie that could be leaked any day now. Not surprisingly, the studio is furious with our director and his utter lack of discretion." [CDaN] 3) "This female rapper continues… giving the impession she’s ballin big with money to waste. In reality: She rents her designer bags and jewelry… She’s broke but she can’t seem to let the bling-bling lifestyle go. She’s addicted to material wealth and will spend her last penny renting the finer things in life instead of buying food or paying rent. When she’s desperate for cash, she [services] rappers and industry men." [BlindGossip]

Yesterday some of you were flummoxed by the gay NFL star and his gay actor boyfriend, but some of you guessed that it was Oakland Raiders offensive tackle Kwame Harris and, um, some skinny white dude. Today we have a celeb who must be chaperoned by his wife when out in public, a drunken cougar, and a gay third wheel who may become less of a third wheel. 1) "Which celeb is only allowed out to award shows if he's chaperoned because his wife doesn't trust him? The young stallion said he doesn't even trust himself after a glass of champers" [Mirror] 2) Crazy old-timey blind item here. 3) "Whose friends are begging her to go back to rehab? This over-35 celeb was sober for a long time, but she has started drinking again and can’t seem to restrain herself from picking up every young boy in town. She thinks her random hook-ups are funny, and prove to her ex that she has moved on. Her friends, however, think that her activities are desperate, creepy, and downright dangerous." [BlindGossip] 4) "That picture-perfect Hollywood couple may want to have their hunky friend walk a little further behind them. Word’s getting around that he’s the actor’s boyfriend, but apparently the actress is cool with it." [NY Daily News via BlindGossip]

Yesterday you guys guessed that the nose-damaged cocaine head indie actor was Brooklyn resident Peter Sarasgaard. I hope it's not true! His daughter is a baby and cute to look at. Today we have a hunk who's embarrassed by some photos, a secretly gay actor dating a player in the NFL, and people who are skipping work. 1) "Which hunk is furious after a glamour girl set him up for a raunchy photoshoot? The hotty wants to be taken seriously as a TV personality but was fuming after he was pounced on by the busty blonde." [Mirror] 2) "Think Jessica Simpson and Kim Kardashian are the only ones with NFL boyfriends? Well, I think you are forgetting about one very important C+ actor on a hit network drama who leaves his wife and kids every weekend to go cheer on his boyfriend who is on an NFL west coast team." [CDaN] 3) "Who is calling in sick to work and giving a fake excuse? Everyone! One is hooked on an extremely addictive prescription drug. One is experiencing severe post-breakup depression. One is pregnant, but will not be announcing anytime soon. And, finally, one is genuinely ill but will recover fully and will be back to work soon." [BlindGossip]

Yesterday you guys thought that the about to come out pop star was New Kids on the Block crooner Jonathan Knight. With is sad because I don't think anyone would care or be surprised, which means it's probably true. Sigh. Today we have a cokehead indie actor and a bad-in-bed movie star. 1) "First time ever in the blind items for this intellectual B list actor. I say intellectual because he seems like he has a brain, and he has made a career of films in which a person actually has to think. Kind of like the Parker Posey for actors, but younger. Well, our actor had to take about a six month mandatory break from filming because he could not get insured. Though he has managed to stay out of the headlines, his problems are very Lindsay Lohanish minus the family drama. During his last film, he did so much coke that he had to get his nose repaired. Because of this, before any insurance company would back him, they wanted him to go to rehab which he did for three months. He also has to submit to weekly drug screening as a condition to being insured." [CDaN] 2) "He is surrounded all the time by beautiful women. But it turns out his libido doesn't quite match up to the legend. Apparently our superstar superstud releases the most unpleasant sound effects. Grunts and groans and straight up no rhythm pounding, making it clear that without a cinematographer and a world class director, he isn't exactly the undercover loverboy we all believed he was." [BlindGossip]

Welcome back, October 6th already! Many blind items for you this chilly morning. A lady restaurateur with a stalker problem, a TV star having an affair, a smitten comeback actor, a famous love triangle, a former escort who is now a superstar, a comedian with a small endowment, a jealous wife of a rockstar, and a secretly gay boyband member. 1) "Which lady restaurateur has had to flee the country to get away from a stalkerazzi ex-boyfriend? No word on when she's planning to return." [NYDN] 2) "Which TV star is having an affair behind his girlfriend's back? The high-profile man in question is constantly bombarding his new love with raunchy texts." [Mirror] 3) "Former A lister but he hasn't been one in awhile. I guess technically he would be about a C lister now but with some A list name recognition. Always films. He was trying to make a career comeback. His agent and manager have a brand new television show lined up for him, but he hasn't done anything about it, returned any calls or met with the people he needs to because he is newly in love and can't bear to be apart from his girlfriend. Manager and agent are ready to let him go unless he gets his act together." [CDaN] 4) "This is really interesting. This foreign born actress is definitely C list. Attractive and young, but C list. Apparently she was also the reason that this now married B+ film actor who got his start in television broke up with his then fiancee who is an A list singer. The C list actress and our B+ actor had a thing for about five minutes while they were making a film together, but she was always keeping in touch after. Although she wanted more, our actor didn't. Unfortunately for him, his A list singer, didn't believe him or his protestations, and eventually it led to the break up." [CDaN] 5) "Before his big break, this black male celebrity was an escort and serviced some of wealthiest women on the East Coast… When he first got into the entertainment industry, he came with a “conquest” list and he has since checked off every woman on that list… Women continue to swoon over him and he’s made good investments over the years. Not only is he sexy but he’s also rich." [BlindGossip] 6) "Which big name comedian is getting regular laughs not over his back catalogue of gags - but the size of his manhood? The little fella in question is nicknamed “mini-mouse” by his many scorned lovers." [BlindGossip] 7) "Which wife of a rock superstar has been punishing him for going to strip clubs without her? The spouse has spent about $30 million on a house they don't really need to get back at him for not including her in his adventures." [NYP] 8) "Which boy-band member is going to shock his female fans when he comes out of the closet?" [NYP]

So, yesterday the secretly faggy mega tween star turned out to be, according to y'all, Zachariah Efronica. Apparently he boned Urrrrrrrsher. Funny! Today we have a pretend celebrity couple, a singer who jeeps on her man in front of him, a too skinny celeb lady, and a supporter of pussy murder. 1) "Which celebrity couple of the moment are actually nothing more than vague acquaintances? The supposedly loved-up duo have only ever met each other in front of the cameras" [Mirror] 2) "So, our singer and her husband are back for I think the third appearance in this space. You remember them don't you. She had a baby and the marriage all fell apart. Well sometimes you may see them out together. What you don't see is the fact that she makes out with other guys right in front of the husband. Oh yes, they are still married although it is in name only. Now as for other activities she does in front of the husband, still no word. Working on it though." [CDaN] 3) "This celebrity has been out of the spotlight for a little while. You are in for a real shock when you see her. Bones and veins popping out everywhere. She has always been slim, but she now looks completely emaciated. Stylists are hard at work crafting wardrobe and hair and makeup to mask the problem for public appearances. They even discussed having her wear a slimmed down version of a fat suit - to make her look as if she was of normal weight - but the celeb nixed it." [BlindGossip] 4) "Which male celebrity is siding with the NY cat kicker? When he heard about the volatile boyfriend who murdered his girlfriend’s cat, he replied “F*** the cat. If it bit me, I would have killed it too.” It’s hard to imagine words like this pouring out of his mouth, as his public persona is one of being a really nice guy." [BlindGossip]

Yesterday we posed some questions, and you guys decided that the tween TV/movie star with a drug and sadness problem was either Hilary Duff, Alexis Bledel, or Amanda Bynes (good guesses all!) and that the heartthrob hunk with a slight case of bulimia was Zac Efron. Correct. Today we have another tween star who's maybe a gay person, a publishing house that only pays its minority interns, and a bitchy TV star. 1) "Another tweener today. This time it is a guy though and one of the biggest of the big tweeners. I really hate that word, but at least it is to the point. Anyway this tweener has always had his sexuality questioned and spending the night in the hotel suite of this ambiguous A list male singer is not going to help quash the rumors." [CDaN] 2) "Which publishing house is quietly paying interns, but only if they're "of a minority"? Not a whole lot of people know about it - because most of the interns, well, aren't getting paid - but the ones that are, aren't really in need. Does HR really assume that you need money based not on income but on your skin color? Guess so." [BlindGossip] 3) "Which sexy actress has been anything but angelic on the set of her new TV show? Her costars are fuming after the dirty diva demanded more screen time and a bigger trailer." [BlindGossip]

Yesterday we asked you about a secretly pregnant celebrity, and you guys resoundingly said it was Desperate Housewives actress Eva Longoria (Parker). Which goes to show that you guys know a lot about Eva Longoria (Parker). Today we have a tweeny bop starlet with secret depression and drug problems, a bulimic (yet toned!) heartthrob, and an actress spiraling deeper and deeper into drugs. 1) "This tweener star has always been known for television. Now she does films primarily. In the past year while doing a film, she was devastated emotionally over a breakup, and also trying to kick coke at the same time. About two weeks into filming, our actress tried to kill herself. Because the location was out of the country it was managed to be hush hushed. She then took about ten days off and continued filming. Her mom was brought in, and the actress seemed to recover. She also started using coke again, but made it through filming without any more incidents." [CDaN] 2) "This young heartthrob actor has many female admirers but he pays a high price for his good looks. He works out maniacally in the gym but can’t control his eating. He loves to eat in burger joints and in the fanciest restaurants so he’s cultivated a bad case of bulemia. But of course there are drawbacks. It’s destructive to his teeth and his breath isn’t exactly kissing sweet and his current relationship is suffering. But his body looks fantastic." [BlindGossip] 3) "Which celebrity has been doing massive quantities of coke to alleviate the pain of her sham relationship? For a while there, she seemed to have a charmed life: a talented partner, an adorable child, a hit TV series as well as forays into film. But as her fake relationship has crumbled, she has drifted deeper and deeper into the white stuff. Now it’s taken over her life. She is so thin and so unhappy, but her friends don’t know how to save both her and her public image." [BlindGossip]

Though it was a somewhat convoluted blind item, a lot of you guys came to the same conclusion yesterday: one of the actors who got all drugged up and gave an actress a black eye was kinda crazy dude Christian Bale. Sounds convincing! Today we have two TV costars who are having an affair, and a star who is secretly pregnant. 1) "Well it is the period for fall television premieres. This one hasn't kicked off yet, but when it does, you need to keep an eye out to see if you can catch any of the sparks that are apparently happening on set between this married B- list actress and her in a relationship C+ male co-star. Apparently his relationship is not going smoothly at all now that his significant other caught him sending dirty texts to the B list actress. What our B list actress probably doesn't know is that the C lister has a reputation for always cheating on his significant others with castmates and that our actress is nothing special to him. Hopefully she will realize that fact before she walks out on her husband." [CDaN] 2) "Which celebrity has a good reason for lying about her pregnancy? Two earlier unpublicized miscarriages make her hesitant about announcing too soon, so she is telling everyone that she simply gained weight for a role. She’ll go public at the six month point, which is coming up very soon. Once she announces the pregnancy, she will lie about the due date, as she wants the delivery to be a private family affair." [BlindGossip]

Is James Franco gay or what? You'll remember there was that ominous rumor that he once raped his gay lover that was sort of intense and icky. We're told that the original tip that prompted the Page Six blind item, about an actor who broke into his ex-boyfriend's house an sexually assaulted him, mentioned Franco specifically. We received several other anonymous (and admittedly questionable) emails saying the same thing, one providing explicit details. So who the heck knows, but for whatever reason the rumor had traction. Which makes us queasy. But now the actor is on the cover of Out magazine this month, acting calm, collected, and confident in his heterosexuality, so we're all confused again. In the interview, he discusses his new film Milk, a biopic about 1970's gay rights activist Harvey Milk (played by Sean Penn). Franco plays Milk's longtime partner Scott Smith, and, if his interview with Out is any indication, he's just a straight guy who is surprisingly relaxed about his sexuality. There's none of the caginess of a closeted man, and none of the "it was fine. It was just work" rigidness of a straight actor desperately trying to feel comfortable about kissing a dude. Instead, he's just frank (heh) and honest, expressing an interest in (or at least a knowledge of) "queer cinema." He'll also be playing gay poet Allen Ginsberg in the upcoming movie Howl. All of which makes us like him! I mean, other than this queasy-making gay rapist rumor, Franco otherwise comes across as refreshingly "enlightened"—a dashing, talented young man with an active interest in furthering his education and a sober, respectably artistic approach to supposedly difficult issues of a hetero playing a homo. From the Out interview, with Milk screenwriter Lance Black:

Finally, a bit of sun is back! Just in time for Monday! And with the sun come sweet, sweet blind items. After the jump we have a coke-snorting socialite, a misbehaving daughter of a designer, a celebrity trying to forget her casting couch past, and two bad actors. 1) "Which fame-hungry 'social' spends so much time stuffing cocaine up her nose, her hangers-on have taken to calling her 'Coco Puff?'" [P6] 2) "Which designer daughter and her husband are stirring the pot on both coasts? She had tongues wagging in LA over her scary skinny bod, while her other half was recently kicked out of a Hamptons hot spot for slugging another guy." [P6] 3) "Which squeaky clean celebrity slept her way to the top of the charts but is now desperate to erase the past?" [Mirror] 4) "Definite B+ film actor (#1) in one of the biggest films of the year. Well in a film that just wrapped, our actor got really, really crazy with this C list actor (#2)who has had his shots at fame and even has B list recognition for all of his film work. Mostly their fun was just an awesome amount of drugs and alcohol being consumed and practical jokes that are only funny to people wasted out of their minds. But one day, things got a little out of hand with an actress on the set who is C list (#3), and has primarily been in television. A definite big hit television show, but she is still C list. Well, apparently our actress had a huge thing for #1 and so would basically do anything he wanted despite the fact he is married. Although they did have almost constant sex, the big ugly scene was a result of #1 and #2 always pressuring her to keep up with their drug use. One day when she refused, #2 hit her, leaving a huge black eye. Not wanting a fuss, the producers, gave her a raise and offered her a lead role in their next film as long as she kept quiet. She agreed. She also didn't stop hanging out with either guy after the incident." [CDaN]

From yesterday's items, you guys are mostly still just joking around, though a couple of you thought that the "musical family man" with a kinky sex secret might be a Broadway musical man, so you guessed Matthew Broderick (who was, I believe, in The Music Man) and Taye Diggs. I can digg it. Today we have a celebrity afraid of asses, a drunken Academy award winner, an actor with a gay gangbang secret, and an author who maybe didn't write their last two books. 1) "Which star famous for her shapely rear has a phobia of bottoms - even though hers has made her famous? We hear the babe is even considering a butt reduction." [Mirror] 2) "Well, our Academy Award winning/nominated actress is at it again. This time at a charity event. Just when she had started being invited back to events after her last drunken banishment, it seems as if she is up to her old tricks. Hey, at least this time before she got kicked out she didn't hit anyone. Instead she just did some yelling and screaming. Note to future cocktail servers who encounter our actress. Two olives not one in her martinis or else you will see the spittle fly." [CDaN] 3) "Married with children and a high-flying Hollywood career, this A-lister was known at his New York performing school as 'Two Tricks', and was famous for once giving blow jobs to eight men consecutively in a closet." [PopBitch via BlindGossip] 4) "Which trendy novelist's last two books are rumoured to have been ghost-written?" [PopBitch via BlindGossip] 5) "Whose ex is trying to wheedle his way back into her life? She was the good girl and he was the bad boy, and then she fell apart and they fell apart. Now that she's sober and moving forward, he's looking to improve his lot in life by cozying up to her again. Hope she's smarter this time around." [BlindGossip]

Judging from yesterday's items, you guys are a bunch of jokesters! Nary a serious guess in the whole bunch. Though some of you did posit that the skinny actor who's skinny because of cocaine (hey, I should try that! see you in hell, gym that I never go to!) was Adrien Brody. To which I say: he does have a big nose, and that is how you snort drugs. Anyway, today we have girl and boy bands who are swapping sex partners like swingers on that one creepy, famous episode of Real Sex, an actress with "special talents," and a kinky family man. 1) "Which girl and boy bands have become so close in recent weeks, they've started swapping partners? The promiscuous groups are getting a bad rep among disgusted record label bosses." [Mirror] 2) "The couple to which I am referring is the one that spent some time together in a foreign country while he was filming. He of course is a B list actor who still has that desire to return to A list status. She has never been more than a B-, but has special talents which our actor finds he really needs to keep him, ummm, interested so to speak. Our actor has been spending time apart from his special someone, and while she has been away, he has had at least one encounter at his home with the actress and her special talents. Their liaisons would have probably gone unnoticed, except for something unusual that happened on her last exit from our actor's home. Apparently she had been beneath the view of the car windows, and the lenses of the paps. But then, for some reason, something caused to her to move up to viewing level, if even for just a brief instant. Now, of course it could be said that she was merely visiting or reading scripts, but then why the hiding, and why does she only turn up when our actor is alone." [CDaN] 3) "Which musical family man is having a kinky affair? He and his wife are on the outs, and he’s totally smitten with a younger sultry vixen. Why? She loves porn and experimentation." [BlindGossip]

From yesterday's items, you guys seemed to think that the secret lesbian actress with a crumbling fake marriage was Mariska Hargitay (innnnteresting) and that the talk show personality trying to make a move to serious news was Elisabeth Hasselbeck (shudder). Today we have a skinny-from-cocaine actor, a British actress who is sleeping with her director, and a TV star who made a network create a show for their less talented spouse. 1) "Which lanky actor claims he's always been skinny but actually his continuing weight loss has more to do with a two-gram-a-day coke addiction?" [Mirror] 2) "This A list British actress who only does film has been in a very long term relationship. Wouldn't he be surprised to know that while doing press for her latest film, she has been spending each night in the director's bed. A few weeks ago he showed up in the city she was in as a surprise. Went to her room and she wasn't there even though it was 6am. She showed up in the hallway about 7am and they got into it right there in the hallway for 15 minutes, causing people to look out their doors. She finally got them inside her room, and apparently he forgave her or bought her story because he showed up on her arm that day at an event." [CDaN] 3) "Which TV star pushed their network into creating a show for their spouse? The outspoken veteran used their stardom - and a few threats - to leverage a lucrative deal that clearly exceeds the spouse's talent. Network execs did the deal because they wanted to keep the star happy. As they are certain the new show will fail, they are meeting behind the star's back to discuss how they can keep their monetary losses to a minimum" [BlindGossip]