Her biological clock was ticking, so she got knocked up by her latest beau. This actor was a drunken mess at a recent event and offended everyone. He sure did act like a baby.

These two actors blew more than air kisses on the red carpet, but do their spouses know? This Dancing with the Stars contestant is a little crazy, and this actor left his date in the car at the Emmys so he could hit on other women. That show really saw some action!

Anything goes at Fashion Week, including this teen star puffing on cigarettes and necking with a much older man. This Twilight actress may be anorexic and this pair of celeb couples is on the outs because one wife is cheating with one husband. That's so in fashion these days.

This tween TV star's naked photos got someone on her show fired. This celeb had sex with multiple ex-girlfriends in one day and this actress ruined her face with plastic surgery. From nude photo scandal to plastic surgery scandal: this is the life cycle of the modern actress.

This reality fixture can't help but pass noxious gas when shopping in Beverly Hills. This actor has stopped playing beard to a famous lesbian and found a new lady, and this actress was a total mess at a fashion show. As long as she didn't stink up the joint, she's in good shape.

This musical mistress picked a hell of a time to get it on with the limo driver. There's a bunch of juicy Fashion Week blinds, and one about a Disney star having gay cyber sex. Think he's into role playing as a limo driver?

This actor has a penchant for porn babes with a little extra. This young actor has a crush on Belinda Carlisle's gay son, and this vampire franchise hunk and his best friend are on the down low. Being straight is so 2000 and late.

These two top-tier funny men are feuding because they both want the same guy. Russian mobsters are making Fashion Week dangerous, and this actress has a husband and a lover who enjoy their own company as well as hers. These Hollywood relationships are so complicated!

This celeb monster-in-law is feeding rumors about her son's famous wife in hopes of breaking up the marriage. A different actress isn't having sex with her famous husband. It probably has nothing to do with either of their mothers.

This former American Idol hates his complexion. This supposedly sober famous father was drinking again, and a race car driver and a pro wrestler are having an affair. Wow, that last one is really going to rock a certain segment of the population.

This acting duo is having a hard time finding drugs on their recent press tour. This rock star is a germaphobe, and this actress thought she met the real Michael Jackson when it was just an impersonator. What, is she on drugs?

These famous siblings keep it in the family by having sex with the same woman. This actor gets a boner every time he hugs a female costar, and then there's something about a newscaster coming out of the closet. It looks like someone might be sharing his open secret.

She's always hyping her diet program, but it's really the surgery that got this leading lady to shed the pounds. This couple is about to break up and this actress is upset she's getting asked to play moms. Maybe it's time for a different sort of surgery.

Rather than threatening everyone's careers with a child out of wedlock, this actress gave up her baby to the man she had an affair with and his wife. This Real Housewife is desperate to get back on TV and this tween star wants to fix her boobs. Who's she going to find to raise them?

This woman has been paid by more than one man to make the world think they like women. This actress is trying to steal one of her rival's men. And this actor wants to sleep with an A-list actress. Is this a beard situation too?

This Oscar winner had a public meltdown because he couldn't remember where his phone was. This A-list actress put a social fatwa out on her rival's head. And this actress had a secret baby in her past. Yes, she does remember where she left it.

This funny man went berserk on set after a three-day drug binge. This star is getting a divorce. And this famous couple is breaking up over failed fertility treatments. Even that type of drug binge is dangerous.

Some blind items are so obvious that if you don't know the answer you need to pick up a copy of People stat. I'm not saying I know the answer to this item about a couple about to break up, but you should read it while listening to Meat Is Murder.

These women are getting kicked off of their respective shows. This actress wants to raise her baby outside of Hollywood. And this actor might leave his wife for the daughter of his former mistress. At least he'll still have a job.

This leading lady got her face stretched so tight it's unbelievable. This star bought a new TV with the money he was going to give to charity, and this actress is hitting on married men. That will keep her young until it's time for a face lift.