Sports! They're for everyone. Evo Morales, the president of Bolivia, has been signed to play for a professional soccer team in his home country, which he'll play on as his schedule permits.

Drug traffickers messed up big time when they dropped a bag containing more than a million dollars right into the hands of Bolivian anti-drug police.

Scores of angry mourners seized a teen accused by police of raping and murdering a 35-year-old woman, and proceeded to bury him alive alongside his alleged victim.

Bolivia's president is sorry for kneeing a guy in the balls during a soccer game.

Bolivian President Evo Morales played a "friendly" soccer match against a political rival. Five minutes into the game and on Bolivian television, Morales knees a guy in the groin, sending him sprawling. Morales then plays on and scores a goal.

[A woman walks in the road in El Alto, Bolivia at sunset, eager, like all of us, to catch tonight's episode of The Rachel Zoe Project. Pic via AP.]

[Biologists rescued this baby pink dolphin—one of many trapped by low water levels thanks to a drought—from the Pailas river in Santa Cruz, Bolivia. Pic via AP.]

[These baby Chilean Flamingos are wandering in the Uyuni salt desert in Bolivia, abandoned by their parents after a late nesting triggered by extremely cold weather. The adults, hungry and disoriented, have been appearing in urban environments. Pic via AP.]

At a conference on Tuesday, Bolivian leader Evo Morales said hormones in chicken cause men who eat it to "experience deviances in being men." He means "makes them gay." Luckily this can be counteracted by eating pizza in the shower.

Ye gods, that much "bounty" could power the New York Media for a month! (Sadly—we checked—the story's not by our friend Chuck Blow.)

The gorgeous ladies of indigenous Bolivian wrestling, or simply Mary Poppins for an era of Latin American nannies? (Click here for the full image on NYTimes.com. It's worth it.)