The jazz hands admissions video was much friendlier than this. Yale's newest videographic extravaganza demonstrates how, halfway through senior year, the Yale Alumni Club uses Stockholm Syndrome to impound new members with physical intimidation and deadly weapons.

Interested in going to Yale? Would you be more interested if some people sang and danced for your pleasure? The school's admissions department sure seems to hope so, if their "That Why I Chose Yale" recruitment video is any indication.