It's finally over! Brad Womack's second chance at love has come and gone—and ended in quite a complicated fashion! He proposes to Emily—who accepts—but we discover in the After the Rose special that things aren't exactly peachy now.

Today at Gawker.TV, Kim Kardashian reacts to her nude photos in W Magazine, The Bachelor's Brad Womack and Adam Carolla appear on The Soup, Portlandia puts a bird on it, and Nicki Minaj's butt wins Saturday Night Live.

While dissecting a clip from last week's episode of The Bachelor, Brad Womack popped up to apologize for his poor behavior during his last visit to The Soup in 2007. Later, Adam Carolla announced he is Oprah's long-lost sister.

Last night on The Bachelor, the girls faced their biggest fears in the name of love. Chantal suited up and dove into the ocean while Michelle repelled down a tall building. Was it worth the emotional turmoil? Let's find out.

Today on The View, The Bachelor was thrown to the wolves. Why'd he leave those two girls hanging last time? How can he kiss all of those women? Will he get engaged this time? What's this about an arrest?

On The Bachelor, Brad picked two special ladies for individual dates. Ashley was given her very-own fairground, while Jackie got the Pretty Woman treatment and a private Train show in the closed-down Hollywood Bowl. Which date was better?

Today at Gawker.TV, Kevin Spacey channels the ghost of Johnny Carson, an Olympic wrestler debuts on The Biggest Loser, V returns, and The Bachelor's Brad Womack is terribly embarrassed about the amount of airtime ABC gives his naked torso.

The American masses aren't the only ones who have noticed the overexposure of Brad Womack's cut body—the Bachelor has, too. When Access Hollywood Live played b-roll of his sweaty workouts, he confessed "I get so embarrassed about that."

Today at Gawker.TV, Gwenyth Paltrow gets her 90s groove on, The Bachelor returns, How I Met Your Mother's brilliant "bad news," Snooki talks getting fired and that other show the star of Lifetime's Craigslist Killer movie was in last night.

We all know that the people who make the Bachelor don't have much shame, but last night they reached a new apex. In their attempt to market Brad as a sensitive hunk looking for love and redemption, they really scored.

Remember Brad Womack, the slab of The Bachelor man-beef who ripped out America's heart, doused it in Old Spice, and then set the still-beating organ aflame by failing to pretend he'd fallen for either of the two contestants who'd survived weeks of televised culling? Of course you do. That stuff only happened a week ago! Anyway: after giving him the what-for on yesterday's program, today Ellen DeGeneres invited Womack to her show so that should could get some fucking answers to questions she felt weren't adequately addressed during the post-finale interrogation that repeatedly stole the breath of a studio audience scandalized by his inability to let love heal his tortured soul.