Rumors about actor-director Eli Roth and perpetually naked scenester Peaches Geldof breaking up are gaining momentum. And here we thought the couple that writes angry blogposts to their enemies' mothers together stays together. No word from their publicists, yet. [Mirror]

David Arquette is "begging" Courteney Cox to get back together with him. He's so torn up, he called his good friend Howard Stern to talk about it—and dished about their sex lives, "methodical" lovemaking, and extramarital relationships.

After 11 years of marriage, Courteney Cox and David Arquette have allegedly split.

Rachel Zoe's trusty gay sidekick (and total dreamboat) Brad Goreski has tendered his resignation as Zoe's style director. The split is amicable, unlike when she dumped stylist Taylor Jacobson. We guess this means Brad's getting his own show.

Marc Jacobs and his ex, Lorenzo Martone, were spotted (and photographed) hanging out at the V Magazine party Monday night after Lorenzo attended Marc's fashion show. Are they just friends? Are they back together? Don't become the new on-again-off-again, Lorenzo.

"Girrrrrrrl, u don't take sh#@ from anybody. U are fab-u-lous," announces the completely earnest new website of Ellie Scarborough, daughter of highest-paid NYC news anchor Chuck. For $272, Ellie will send text messages and "better-than-sex truffles" to cheer you up.

Tonight's episode of Jersey Shore was all about breaking up. Snookie cut things off with Emilio while Sammi burned through being endearing and ended up looking pathetic, pining after Ronnie as he got angry drunk and berated her. Love stinks.

Alas! America's first family Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have called it quits, again, after Johnston told Palin he may have fathered a child with an ex-girlfriend. Is there any hope? Levi's lawyer thinks so!

Lorenzo Martone just confirmed via Twitter a rumor we've been hearing for weeks: He and Marc Jacobs are no longer a couple. Guess that ends the speculation about whether they're married or not. But, why, boys? Why?

Those sad, sad Gore people: daughter Karenna Gore Schiff has also separated from her husband.

One half of the Malawian couple who were convicted, and then pardoned, for being gay now has a girlfriend. Shortly after being pardoned, Steven Monjeza left his old partner for a woman because he "had enough" of being harassed.

Tipper and Al Gore tell friends they "grew apart," but there was no affair involved.

Celebrity Dealbreakers: When Loving Them Becomes Impossible [Jezebel]

Justine Musk's divorce from her high-profile-CEO husband could be much uglier: There's a new younger woman, five kids and a big fight over money. But her blog, and even her blog comments, have been admirably graceful. Let's look:

Peter Getty and relatives of Francis Ford Coppola are going to the mattresses against one another in Getty's epic divorce battle with wife Jacqui. And the picture is getting more tenuous for Getty. Or should we say "pictures."

First the Florida governor's GOP friends ditched him for a Tea Party candidate. Then 20 of them sent Crist a letter saying that they're no longer friends, and they want their campaign donations back: "Those days are over." Harsh. [AP]

For the first time in human history, we can break hearts with the touch of a button, without even sharing air space. How to know if dumping your significant other with a status update is right for you.

It's official: Paris Hilton has split up with her boyfriend, frozen burrito heir and terrible baseball player Doug Reinhardt! Well, you know what they say about B-list celebrity splits: they happen in fours.

Mel Gibson had to go all the way to Russia to find someone who didn't think he was an awful person. Now, he and Oksana Grigorieva have split. No one knows why, but we are guessing shouting was involved. [People]

Apparently, if you don't pay attention to your girlfriend enough, she'll get really angry and break up with you. Over YouTube. Maybe you shouldn't have been so obsessed with StarCraft 2, Bradley?