Brett Favre's younger sister Brandi — who's previously been in trouble for shoplifting and participating in a drive-by shooting (!) — was arrested yesterday in a suburban meth lab in Mississippi. Narcotics agents entered while the lab was "still cooking."

Bieber-Gomez is the new Swift-Gyllenhaal. Katie Holmes celebrates her birthday with a passionless date with Tom Cruise. Charles Barkley laughs at Brett Favre's penis. Monday gossip is for lovers.

The Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood-hosted CMA Awards are underway! During Paisley and Underwood's monologue, the former mentioned that, "2010 was also a big year for infidelity," before he and Underwood sang a song for Brett Favre and Tiger Woods.

Conan O'Brien returned to the small screen tonight with the series premiere of Conan, and wasted no time trying to become apprised of current events in his opening monologue... which included a reference to Brett Favre's penis, naturally. Watch inside.

Since 30 Rock (here) and SNL (here) already threw in their two cents re: Brett Favre's sexting scandal, it seems only natural that South Park would be next. Watch as Cartman visits "Captain Hindsight," who has some advice for Favre.

The Brett Favre sexting scandal has permeated many arenas of pop culture (even 30 Rock). And tonight, it leaped into yet another one with its own sketch on SNL. Watch as Jason Sudekis' Favre pitches his "open fly jeans."

Slate's prudish advice columnist Dear Prudence received a question from a woman dating a man with a tiny, tiny penis. Prudence's response today focuses on love and relationships, but skimps on the sex. We'll get down to the itty-bitty nitty-gritty.

This morning, Deanna Favre—wife of the subject of an NFL investigation regarding his allegedly inappropriate texts to a Jets employee—appeared on GMA. When asked about the scandal, Deanna looked to a higher power for an explanation. Watch inside.

On tonight's Real Time, Bill Maher really delivered. Fresh off the montage of Christine O'Donnell's annoyance (here), Maher dedicated the tail end of his "New Rules" segment to Brett Favre's disappointing cock shots, with joke after joke at Favre's expense.

Everyone's thinking—or at least should be thinking—about what they're going to dress up as for Halloween. Don't fall into the trap and wear one of these clichéd costumes that everyone else will have on. You can do better!

Last night, 30 Rock aired a live episode (catch some of it here). During it, Kenneth delivered three messages to Jenna in the hallway of the TGS studio, including a picture sent to her by Brett Favre. Watch inside.

On the Late Show, P. Diddy explains proper "sexting" procedure, the phenomenon that's sweeping the teenage and aging frat boy (Favre) nation. Diddy advises "sexters" to "sext" headless photos, and gives pointers on getting the right shot.

Did you hear about Brett Favre sending cell phone pictures of his dick to former New York Jets sideline reporter and Playboy model Jenn Sterger? Yeah, gross. As with all high-profile current events, Taiwan's Next Media Animation has a recap.

Tonight, 30 Rock was live! And it was good, too. Inside, catch the first few minutes of the episode, featuring Julia Louis-Dreyfus as a younger Liz Lemon, Rachel Dratch as a crazy cleaning lady, and *drumroll* a Brett Favre joke!

During practice, an errant throw had the Iron Man keeled over in pain. Call it karma, or just the wrong guy not paying attention. It might be his worst case of blue balls for the week! But that's just speculation.

Last week, Deadspin opened up a barrel of worms for Brett Favre when it exclusively revealed that he'd been sexting—and sending nude pictures to—Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger. Tonight, Stephen Colbert hilariously joined the Favre-mocking club. Video inside.

The "coke" was coca-cola, the goal was a vending machine, and she failed. Christina Aguilera confirms splitting with her husband. Rachel Zoe is pregnant. Joan Collins ridicules ugly starlets. Wednesday gossip would sell its first child for a soda.

Today at Gawker.TV, watch Mark Zuckerberg refuse to shake Geraldo Rivera's hand, The View ladies agree that Carl Paladino is an ass, Community's hidden storyline, highlights from The Soup, and a look back at Brett Favre's foreshadowing career in acting.

Mickey Mantle has joined the Brett Favre athlete dick pic bandwagon, if a strange website called HotPrisonPals.com is believable—which, of course, it isn't. But Page Six ran an item about Mickey's "big slugger" anyway, so let's evaluate. (NSFW)

By now, we're all familiar with Brett Favre's cellphone seduction. Who could've seen this coming, what with his "aw, shucks" persona and playing like a kid out there? Turns out the evidence was in front of us the whole time.