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Unsolicited Tip: John Kerry’s Libido Has Haunted Me for 20 Years

J.K. Trotter · 03/12/15 03:00PM

We recently received the following anonymous tip: “You guys need to write about John Kerry’s facelift. Seriously, no one has made one single mention about it. If he were a woman, it would be all over the news. The guy is a major creepy douchebag, I have a creepy story about him from 1995. But first, please out this douche and let everyone know that he got a face lift!!”