To entice donors to join a bone marrow registry, a company sent out "flirtatious models...who, for reasons that remain unclear, sometimes also wore electric-blue wigs." Then when dudes sign up, their insurance is billed $4,300. Now that's strategic. [NYT]

Nick Snider was charged with "offering sexual favors to Arkansas cops" after being arrested on a drunk-and-disorderly call, allegedly saying, "I'll suck your dick and balls if you let me go." Deliverance was in Georgia, Nick. PS, nice shirt. [TheSmokingGun.com]

You wouldn't know it by his calm, collected demeanor, but Gordon "You Donkey" Ramsay's restaurant empire is still facing significant financial troubles. We have a surefire plan to get you back on track, You Donkey!

Nerve.com, the lovesexdating site for the type of people who follow the Hipster Grifter saga closely, has hit upon a clever plan to propel itself onward and upward through the recession: fewer nekkid pictures!

De Beers thought that buying diamond jewelry would be a popular activity during this recession, but you know what? It isn't.