Christina doesn't know Jeremy Renner, but she knows his bed. Melissa Etheridge's ex knew she was cheating because the dildos were different. Lamar Odom would like you to imagine him having sex with his Kardashian wife. Wednesday gossip sleeps around.

Susan Sarandon and her (rumored) boyfriend hit volleys in Miami. Who's planning Kate and Will's wedding? Courtney Love gets priced out. Sunday Gossip roundup is a three bedroom walkup of titillating celebrity tidbits.

Lady Gaga cooked up a "little monster casserole." Michael Douglas took his kids to Epcot. Mel Gibson tried to get some (proof that his ex was taking) Oxycodone. Friday's gossip is still recovering from the sweet potato marshmallow casserole.

Demi Lovato celebrates turning eighteen by getting in a catfight and going to rehab. Cher keeps messing up her transgender son's pronouns. Ricky Martin cried when he came out. Kim Kardashian launches her music career. Tuesday gossip cometh.

Actor Charlie Sheen and his wife, actress Brooke Mueller, filed separate petitions for divorce on Monday. Mueller is seeking primary physical custody of their two kids, while Sheen wants primary physical custody of any and all cocaine and porn stars.

Has Momsen finally crossed over from "teen angst" to "budding serial killer"? Dennis Rodman's six-woman orgy caught on live microphone. Danielle Staub says Teresa is hairy as an ape. Wednesday's gossip will make you recoil in horror.

Maxim's new Lindsay Lohan cover story coincides with the starlet's freedom. Gisele Bundchen tells women what to do with their breasts. Christina Hendricks used to be goth. Pregnant man has third child. Tuesday gossip lifts and separates.

Under the terms of a new plea deal, actor Charlie Sheen will be sentenced to 30 days at the rehab facility where he's already stayed for a month. And he'll be credited time served. Actual "jail" time: Seconds. Meeeeen. [TMZ]

Is Betty White's burgeoning sex scandal too strange to be true, or too out-of-the-blue to be untrue? Miley Cyrus says she's not "slutty." Perez Hilton says his Miley Cyrus upskirt wasn't kid porn. Wednesday's gossip roundup is open to interpretation.

Did Jesse James turn Sandra Bullock into a lesbian? Or was it Scarlett Johansson's singular hotness? Gary Coleman death photos for sale. Lindsay Lohan explores exciting new ways to hide her SCRAM bracelet. Monday gossip is the best revenge.

Sulky Stewart feels violated. Jane Lynch marries her girlfriend. Lindsay Lohan gets her wisdom teeth out, and special permission to use painkillers. Before Charlie Sheen enters his plea deal, he's going to Disneyland. Wednesday gossip looks on the bright side.

Charlie Sheen is ready to plead guilty to a misdemeanor domestic violence charge, reports People and TMZ, and will spend 30 days in jail near Aspen, Colorado. (But he could be out in 15 days provided he behaves himself.)

It's how she celebrated the National Day to Prevent Teen Pregnancy. Charlie Sheen's wife owns a sex swing. Kristen Stewart says she's not sulky. Meet LiLo's new best friend: Her 300-lb bodyguard. TGIFriday gossip.

For two decades, Charlie Sheen's personal life has been a battlefield of bitter ex-wives, broken engagements, porn stars, hookers, drug-fueled orgies, and domestic discord. No wonder his prenup—which we revealed yesterday—is so obsessed with minimizing risk.

Charlie Sheen's crumbling marriage to Brooke Mueller is the latest in a long line of, uh, interesting hookups.

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller deny they're divorcing, even as they live apart following Sheen's domestic assault arrest, two stints in rehab, and rumors of call girl trysts. We have a copy of the couple's prenup and a possible explanation.

After her jihad against fish sticks, she waged war on photographers angling for a Kate Hudson upskirt. Paris Hilton has a dancefloor fun-off. Lady Gaga does not subsist on baby food. Is Julia Roberts jealous of Sandra? Thursday gossip ahoy!

She's divorcing Jesse and will raise the baby alone. Larry King is a swinger. Lindsay blames a tawdry lie on her dad, who blames Perez Hilton. Courtney Love says Gavin cheated on Gwen with her. Wednesday's gossip cometh.

Charlie Sheen was just like, "Screw it, I'm moving in with my hooker." Lindsay Lohan is no longer marketable. Britney Spears' nipples cause consternation. Jon Gosselin would like to sell you a car. Saturday's Gossip roundup is learning the ropes.

Larry King plans to fight his wife in court. Charlie Sheen's wife moves out. Kiefer Sutherland is ejected from a strip club. Kim Kardashian has a new boyfriend. Ricky Martin may make a porn. Friday's gossip readies for date night.