I mean, can you imagine?

Rabbits! You could keep one as a pet, but cats exist, so ... why? Here is one reason, courtesy of a guy who trained his girlfriend's pet bunny, Wallace, to deliver a beer to him on a teeny-tiny little beer cart. Perhaps we have been drastically underestimating rabbits.

An actor known for his television performances as That Guy and Bad Guy with Some Dialogue was just charged with two felonies after allegedly leaving his ex-girlfriend a video of himself killing, skinning and eating her pet rabbit.

An Idaho biology teacher is facing disciplinary action after Steven Seagal-ing a live rabbit during a lesson for his 10th grade class, Boise's KTVB reports.

Stop looking at these dumb bunnies. Won't somebody think of the poor tourist? He's being smothered to death by their cuteness.

Similar to drawings of old men that when flipped upside down look like beautiful women, this bunny eating raspberries, when watched through perceptive eyes, looks like a bunny in lipstick. Recommended while listening to Missy Elliott's "Meltdown". Nothing is exactly as it seems, etc.

A local news station decided to add some cute to its Easter coverage by bringing in a pair of bunnies to do what they do best: delivering eggs and candy and bringing joy to children. Just kidding! Fucking.

You may have heard of Islet Okunoshima, or, as it will henceforth be known, Fluffy Bunny Island. Fluffy Bunny Island is populated by friendly rabbits that have taken it over in the absence of any predators.

You probably like bunnies. How about several dozen bunnies?

A swarm of bees descended on a group of young children who were on a field trip to a "bunny park" near Johannesburg on Friday. The children were waiting to be loaded onto their school bus after visiting the park when they were attacked by the angry bees.

Well here's a story that is bad from every angle; a multi-faceted diamond of misery.

What is up with all the violence against bunnies lately? Between the death of Little Til, Herman Cain's dead rabbit ad, and the kidnapping of Miss Cooper, it's a bad time to be a bunny or bunny enthusiast.

Apologies if you've just barely digested your breakfast, but the economy is dying, you unfeeling bastard, and a murdered bunny* is the only way to truly understand it.

Let this heartwarming tale be the end of what turned out to be a remarkably tough week for all in the family Leporidae. Miss Cooper, the show-stealing bunny kidnapped by cowboys from the window of Alexander Berardi's SoHo boutique, has been returned to her rightful retail home.

Will this bunny crime wave never end? Days after the tragic death of earless German bunny Til, a floppy-eared bunny named Miss Cooper has been kidnapped from her home in the window of a stylish boutique in Manhattan.

As gloomy poet Goethe once said, "Ich denke dein, wenn mir der Sonne schimmer Vom Meere strahlt; Ich denke dein, wenn sich des Mondes Flimmer In Quellen malt." Forget this little mutant rabbit's untimely end and only remember the good times. Til would have wanted it that way.

Since her death two days ago, little Til—the rare baby bunny trampled to death by a German camerman at her moment of fame—has become the star she was destined to be. Hundreds of news outlets have eulogized the tragic victim of the media, and new details continue to break.

"The future looked so bright for tiny Til, a baby rabbit born without ears three weeks ago," Der Spiegel reports. For little Til was born in the east German town of Limbach-Oberfrohna, and Germans are a people known for their love of adorable mutants and pathetic baby animals. Like an earless, 8-year-old Lindsay Lohan from the family Leporidae, Til was destined for stardom.

Today we heard the strange tale of a man in a rabbit suit who is terrorizing a small town. Oh no! Bunnies are supposed to be nice, not scary. But scary they are, now. Looks like we need to change all our children's songs. Luckily, one commenter got us started.

While it's cold and disgusting outside, you can make your insides warm and fuzzy when you watch two baby buns cuddling with one another.