Last night, in an interview broadcast on a Canadian "multi-faith religious" cable station, crack-smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford suggested to disgraced media baron and convicted felon Conrad Black that a Toronto Star reporter was a pedophile.

Yesterday, we noticed a column by Mediabistro queen and new millionaire Laurel Touby's dad, Frank Touby, from something called The Bulletin, which is up in Torontonia, in Greater Canadia. We called it "a great lunch read"—it's about how gay newspapers are pimping in the flesh trade. Apparently Frank did not appreciate our praise, and has written to let us know how much he does not appreciate it!