This photo, taken at the new 14th Street Apple Store, shows that the Genius Bar can solve computer malfunctions, but not wardrobe ones. Where's our promised "Apple Elites" now, Fake Steve? Best caption wins our spot in line. (Photo by Meredith Scardino)

"I dropped my iphone :(" says Kevin Rose, co-founder of social sites Digg and Pownce. Best caption wins an iPhone ringtone version of "Umbrella."

If you noticed a dreamy smile on the faces of your fellow subway riders this morning, odds are they were reading Metro, from whence this absolutely charming caption contest springs. We can't think of anything that might humorously describe the image of the young fellow in the picture, but some of you might have one or two ideas. Also, we think we saw something about the chick on the left running for president, but we may have just been confused. Not a lot of coverage on that one.