I’m really sorry to bother you, but my ability to feed myself depends on your answer to the question in the headline that I’m going to reprint to save your hand the work of scrolling and/your eyes the burden of peering upward: Do you like me?

The cat is possessed by a water demon, yes?

An old cat—can you imagine? Little glasses. Sitting in a chair while he reads a book. You see him in a bar having a drink by himself and it makes you sad for a minute, rudely—probably he isn’t even sad. Congratulations to Corduroy, the oldest living cat.

Last Wednesday, singer and definitely not a cat that body-switched with her human master (Taylor Swift) Taylor Swift was photographed quitting her beautiful New York City penthouse of horrors with her new cat Olivia Benson carried en plein air.

In 1994 Peter Scott, Britain's most legendary cat burglar, wrote the The Daily Telegraph, saying that it would be "a massive disappointment if I were not to get a mention in [its] illustrious obituary column."

Austinite Todd [Redacted] wanted to see if Wells Fargo could tell the difference between a photo of his ginger self and a photo of a ginger housecat.

Following an Internet-wide survey conducted on Facebook, Hasbro this morning unveiled which one of the five new Monopoly tokens it proposed would be added to the classic board game later this year.

Both Slate and the New York Times have extensive reports on yesterday's Internet Cat Video Film Festival in Minneapolis. Basically the festival is this: thousands of people gathering outside the highly regarded Walker Art Museum to watch a curated collection of the internet's best cat videos.

With Internet-famous animals dropping dead at an unacceptable rate, it's important to stop and thank the Gods of Fluff for the ones who are still with us.

Try as we might, some of us will simply never have SkyMall money to spend on a chrome-plated hydro-pneumatic double-breasted cat-lift with monogrammed seats made of aged Kuba velvet.

Oscar the fish teaches the house cat a valuable lesson: Never underestimate your opponent simply because he has no arms and can't breathe oxygen that has not been extracted from water.

Three times a day, an automatic feeder dispenses dry food for Milo the tabby.

How great is the Dastoli Bros.' short film Cats in Space? Well, let's just say the Star Trek vs. Star Wars debate is over — and Cats in Space won. (Make sure to check out the making of as well.)

Boo the cat isn't a big fan of being left to sleep outside his master's quarters. Luckily for him — less so for his owner — the bedroom door comes equipped with a very noisy doorstop (read: kitty-powered alarm clock).

A hydrophobic cat goes so far as to evolve temporary hands in order to safely cross a river without getting wet.

A 21-year-old woman from Boulder is currently in police custody for having allegedly blown heroin smoke on her boyfriend's cat, Muffin, until it succumbed to a massive overdose.

Well, folks, the headline pretty much says it all... here's 78 seconds of a really, really, really sleepy cat begrudgingly being woken up by its owners (who want to assure you that it's not drugged—or dead!—just sleepy).

Here's a video of an adorable little kitty cat who smells food. So, what else is it to do than to sit patiently like a human, hoping that a bite falls its way? Well, besides looking *so* cute, that is.

Did you know that there's an old VHS called From Cats to Kittens, starring a creepy cat lady named Ann M. Childers? Well, now you do! Here's a re-edit of the footage—of weirdly comprehensive cat facts—by Rich Juzwiak.

Here's a cat video to trump all other cat videos (until the next great cat video, at least). Watch as the kitten, Caro, attempts to extract the bigger cat, Miho, from a plastic fortress. Caro just wants to play!