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Someone Really Hates Dancing with the Stars
Max Read · 09/28/11 10:09PMHere's the Ashton Kutcher Laptop That CBS Banned
Ryan Tate · 09/27/11 06:11PMWe criticized Details magazine for letting "editor" Ashton Kutcher turn it into a huge brochure for Kutcher's investments. But the actor doesn't always get a free pass from the media: After seeing this shamelessly self promotional laptop in Two And A Half Men, CBS producers banished it from the show.
Andy Rooney Is Finally Done Talking
Hamilton Nolan · 09/27/11 04:35PMMomentously eyebrowed useless old crank Andy Rooney has finally said enough. Just a day after CBS announced that the befuddled nonagenarian would return to his slot on 60 Minutes next week, they're announcing that next week will be Rooney's last appearance on the show. He's been there since 1978. About fucking time.
CBS Sitcoms Will Never Be Defeated
Richard Lawson · 09/27/11 02:47PMAshton Kutcher's Penis and Other Two and a Half Men Miseries
Richard Lawson · 09/20/11 12:11PM2 Broke Girls: A Great Show Trapped in a Sitcom's Body
Brian Moylan · 09/20/11 11:07AMCharlie Sheen to Jay Leno: 'I'd Have Fired My Ass, Too'
Matt Cherette · 09/16/11 03:07AMWe haven't seen much of Charlie Sheen since earlier this year—when we didn't see much that wasn't Charlie Sheen—but the former Two and a Half Men star stopped by The Tonight Show on Thursday ahead of next Monday's airing of his Comedy Central roast.
CBS Freaks Out the Internet with Steve Jobs Death Tweet
Adrian Chen · 09/09/11 02:23PMIs Steve Jobs dead? A lot of people on Twitter think so after the CBS web series "What's Trending" briefly tweeted that there were "reports" that Steve Jobs had died. They deleted their tweet about a minute after, but not before many of their 11,000 followers freaked out, sending the Steve Jobs death rumor shooting through Twitter.
The Gawker Guide to Fall Television
Brian Moylan · 09/01/11 12:06PMWho Wants the Late Night Hosts of CBS Dead?
Seth Abramovitch · 08/24/11 01:41AMNot 24 hours after David Letterman delivered a jittery Top 10 devoted to jihadist death threats did Craig Ferguson, host of the lead-out show he produces, The Late Late Show, receive a "threatening" letter containing white powder. Two staffers at CBS Television City who came into contact with the substance were held in isolation, but were released after a hazardous materials team screened it and found it to be benign. Both the FBI and LAPD are currently investigating the letter, saying only that it originated in Europe.
David Letterman Turns Jihad Death Threat Into Comedy Jihad-ade
Seth Abramovitch · 08/22/11 08:22PMJennifer Love Hewitt Is a Full-Time Hooker
Richard Lawson · 08/10/11 05:35PMOnly Teens Want to See Gay People on TV
Brian Moylan · 08/03/11 11:54AMTV Station Makes Little, Law-Abiding Boy Sound Thuggish
Lauri Apple · 07/30/11 11:29AMThe New Two and a Half Men Promo Is Vaguely Disgusting
Richard Lawson · 07/19/11 12:03PMRupert Murdoch Offers Up Standard PR Firm-Written Apology
Hamilton Nolan · 07/15/11 02:56PMHow Should Charlie Sheen's Two and a Half Men Character Die?
Richard Lawson · 06/28/11 01:23PMWhat Were These Two Guys Doing on the Early Show This Morning?
Brian Moylan · 06/20/11 01:19PMThis morning, the anchors of the Early Show were caught off guard when the show accidentally cut to two men doing something.
Scott Pelley: An Improvement?
Hamilton Nolan · 06/07/11 02:03PMKatie Couric is gone for good! The Scott Pelley era at CBS has begun! Try to control your excitement, ha. But hey, Pelley debuted last night, and signs are somewhat promising!