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David Letterman Made Lindsay Lohan Cry

Rich Juzwiak · 04/10/13 12:50AM

Lindsay Lohan's two segments on the Late Show with David Letterman weren't entirely awkward. Though Letterman continued to grill Lohan on rehab and her addictions, in this clip from later in the interview, he referenced all the jokes he's made at her expense and praised her for having "enough spine, enough sense of yourself, enough poise to come out here and talk to me." Lohan teared up to the point of having trouble setting up the clip from Scary Movie 5, which she was there to promote. Humanity shines through.

CBS Newscaster Accidentally Refers to Prince William As 'Douche of Cambridge' On-Air

Kate Bennert · 11/28/12 03:15PM

While teasing an upcoming segment about the Douche and Duchess—sorry, Duke and Duchess—of Cambridge, a CBS newscaster showed us a glimpse of his foul-mouthed and likely more honest subconscious. Sure, he meant to say "Duke," but his casual chuckle betrays him. "Heh heh," he says to himself and everyone watching CBS 2 at 1 o'clock on a Wednesday.

Mo Rocca Reminds Us Christopher Columbus Was Kind of a Dick

Robert Kessler · 10/08/12 09:57AM

On yesterday's CBS Sunday Morning, Mo Rocca asked, "Why do we celebrate Columbus Day?" Christopher Columbus (not the Home Alone director) did not, as he points out, actually discover America. And besides, he was a total dick; everybody knows Columbus Day was only created by Franklin D. Roosevelt to court the Italian-American vote. But if you feel like honoring our genocidal, egomaniacal founding father, you can make a pilgrimage to New York's Columbus Circle.

Charlie Rose Does the Dougie, Does Not Break Hip

Robert Kessler · 10/03/12 02:35PM

It's been a while since we've checked in on CBS, television for people who lost the remote, so what's going on over at the Eye Network? Is Colin Powell still singing "Call Me Maybe"? Nope, it's just Charlie Rose yelling at you to get off his lawn dancing.

TV's Fall Haul: Ben and Kate and Vegas

Rich Juzwiak · 09/26/12 12:50PM

For the next few weeks, we'll be evaluating many of the new fall shows as they air. At long last: one worth watching again for real.

TV’s Fall Haul: Partners

Rich Juzwiak · 09/25/12 10:45AM

For the next few weeks, we'll be evaluating many of the new fall shows as they air. Last night, the other gay show premiered. In addition to Partners being the new New Normal, it's also the new Will & Grace since that show's creators, Max Mutchnick and David Kohan, devised this one too. Double the pleasure, then.

The Talk Does Entire Show In Towels Sans Hair And Makeup, Proves That Women Without Makeup Look Like Women Without Makeup

Kate Bennert · 09/10/12 07:21PM

The ladies of The Talk kickstarted their third season this morning with an entire show dedicated to talking about not wearing makeup while not wearing makeup. It went just as predicted; women shouted rhyming platitudes about "feeling beautiful in their own skin" in unison, Jamie Lee Curtis showed up, then they all had a laugh about making out with dudes on TV. It's like if Television Without Pretty were interpreted literally. Here is that show in 70 seconds. You're welcome.

Big Brother Is Full of Xanax Enthusiasts

Rich Juzwiak · 08/14/12 03:35PM

We're halfway through the latest Big Brother season, and it's about time we point out just how strangely pill-induced this cast has gotten. Xanax seems to be the drug of choice, and it's made for some weird moments. You can watch a video reel of them above, but it's out of chronological order and so requires some explaining:

CBS Is Still Trying to Convince You It Isn't Just a Network for Old People

Matt Toder · 05/16/12 11:58PM

CBS, the last of the four networks to hold one, had its upfront today. Even though it is the most watched network, it still wants to prove that it isn't just for old people or the people who love the Big Bang Theory, with the result sometimes being How I Met Your Mother and other times being 2 Broke Girls. What does CBS have up its sleeve this year? Let's take a look.

The People's Choice Awards Suck

Brian Moylan · 01/11/12 05:30PM

Tonight, after a long day of work and a glass of pinot (or three) you might think to yourself, "Gee, maybe I should watch the People's Choice Awards on CBS." That would be a very stupid idea.

Andy Rooney Dead at 92, One Month After Retiring

Max Read · 11/05/11 07:38AM

Never retire: almost six weeks to the day after delivering his last cranky essay on 60 Minutes, writer and commentator Andy Rooney is dead of complications following minor surgery. He was 92, and had delivered exactly 1,097 of his trademark on-air bitch sessions.

Michele Norris Leaves NPR for Husband's Dumb Job Thing

Hamilton Nolan · 10/24/11 01:05PM

In your magic Monday media column: Michele Norris takes a hiatus at NPR, fuckery at Gannett, The Daily Beast TV is here, newspapers roll out a false slogan, and Charlie Rose on morning television would be... good.