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TV's Least Scary Villain Is a Dome
Rich Juzwiak · 06/25/13 05:28PMLast night, CBS premiered its TV series adaptation of Stephen King's 2009 novel Under the Dome to gigantic ratings. So far it's about a mysterious dome that people find themselves mysteriously under. Some of these people are nice people and some are not nice people. It's kind of like The Simpsons Movie, but with more cow carcass.
David Letterman Made Lindsay Lohan Cry
Rich Juzwiak · 04/10/13 12:50AMLindsay Lohan's two segments on the Late Show with David Letterman weren't entirely awkward. Though Letterman continued to grill Lohan on rehab and her addictions, in this clip from later in the interview, he referenced all the jokes he's made at her expense and praised her for having "enough spine, enough sense of yourself, enough poise to come out here and talk to me." Lohan teared up to the point of having trouble setting up the clip from Scary Movie 5, which she was there to promote. Humanity shines through.
CBS Newscaster Accidentally Refers to Prince William As 'Douche of Cambridge' On-Air
Kate Bennert · 11/28/12 03:15PMWhile teasing an upcoming segment about the Douche and Duchess—sorry, Duke and Duchess—of Cambridge, a CBS newscaster showed us a glimpse of his foul-mouthed and likely more honest subconscious. Sure, he meant to say "Duke," but his casual chuckle betrays him. "Heh heh," he says to himself and everyone watching CBS 2 at 1 o'clock on a Wednesday.
That One Time Grover Norquist Called Romney a 'Poopyhead' on Live TV
Robert Kessler · 11/12/12 11:09AMMo Rocca Reminds Us Christopher Columbus Was Kind of a Dick
Robert Kessler · 10/08/12 09:57AMOn yesterday's CBS Sunday Morning, Mo Rocca asked, "Why do we celebrate Columbus Day?" Christopher Columbus (not the Home Alone director) did not, as he points out, actually discover America. And besides, he was a total dick; everybody knows Columbus Day was only created by Franklin D. Roosevelt to court the Italian-American vote. But if you feel like honoring our genocidal, egomaniacal founding father, you can make a pilgrimage to New York's Columbus Circle.
Charlie Rose Does the Dougie, Does Not Break Hip
Robert Kessler · 10/03/12 02:35PMTV's Fall Haul: Ben and Kate and Vegas
Rich Juzwiak · 09/26/12 12:50PMTV’s Fall Haul: Partners
Rich Juzwiak · 09/25/12 10:45AMFor the next few weeks, we'll be evaluating many of the new fall shows as they air. Last night, the other gay show premiered. In addition to Partners being the new New Normal, it's also the new Will & Grace since that show's creators, Max Mutchnick and David Kohan, devised this one too. Double the pleasure, then.
The Talk Does Entire Show In Towels Sans Hair And Makeup, Proves That Women Without Makeup Look Like Women Without Makeup
Kate Bennert · 09/10/12 07:21PMThe ladies of The Talk kickstarted their third season this morning with an entire show dedicated to talking about not wearing makeup while not wearing makeup. It went just as predicted; women shouted rhyming platitudes about "feeling beautiful in their own skin" in unison, Jamie Lee Curtis showed up, then they all had a laugh about making out with dudes on TV. It's like if Television Without Pretty were interpreted literally. Here is that show in 70 seconds. You're welcome.
Robin Williams to Return to TV in New Sitcom from Ally McBeal Creator
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/31/12 08:57AMBig Brother Is Full of Xanax Enthusiasts
Rich Juzwiak · 08/14/12 03:35PMWe're halfway through the latest Big Brother season, and it's about time we point out just how strangely pill-induced this cast has gotten. Xanax seems to be the drug of choice, and it's made for some weird moments. You can watch a video reel of them above, but it's out of chronological order and so requires some explaining:
Vince Vaughn and CBS Developing Brady Bunch Reboot
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/31/12 04:40PMCBS Throws Shade at ABC with Press Release Announcing Morbid Reality Show Called Dancing On The Stars
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/20/12 04:15PMCBS Is Still Trying to Convince You It Isn't Just a Network for Old People
Matt Toder · 05/16/12 11:58PMCBS, the last of the four networks to hold one, had its upfront today. Even though it is the most watched network, it still wants to prove that it isn't just for old people or the people who love the Big Bang Theory, with the result sometimes being How I Met Your Mother and other times being 2 Broke Girls. What does CBS have up its sleeve this year? Let's take a look.
The People's Choice Awards Suck
Brian Moylan · 01/11/12 05:30PMRobert Wagner Plays a Murder Suspect on TV Tonight
Brian Moylan · 11/22/11 03:51PMLess than a week after the investigation into his wife's 30-year-old drowning death was reopened, Robert Wagner will play a man suspected of murdering a woman on tonight's episode of NCIS. What a coinkydink! The funny thing is that CBS' ancient viewers are the only ones who remember Natalie Wood—or Robert Wagner.
'Exclusive' CBS Interview With Penn State Coach Is Only 20 Seconds Long
Max Read · 11/15/11 09:29PMCBS News correspondent Armen Keteyian told his Twitter followers today that he'd spoken with the former quarterback who discovered Penn State coach Jerry Sandusky allegedly raping a 10-year-old. "Tonight on Evening News," Keteyian wrote, "Mike McQueary breaks his silence and opens a window for me into his emotions." McQueary sure did! For about 20 seconds.