On tonight's 60 Minutes, Andy Rooney cited a study that claimed that Asian-Americans who live in New Jersey and have a good sense of humor have the best chance to live to be 100—he was skeptical! Watch inside.

Perennial "Sexiest Man Alive" contest front-runner Jake Gyllenhall made an appearance on the CBS Early show to talk about his latest movie Love and Other Drugs. The other topic of conversation was about just what a good-looking guy he is!

Tonight, Jerry Seinfeld visited the Late Show for a rare stand-up performance. Inside, watch Seinfeld gripe about 5-Hour Energy drinks and how—nowadays—things either suck or are great. Also: Seinfeld and David Letterman discuss his recent White House performance.

First-year featured SNL cast member Jay Pharoah is best known for his impressions, if that hasn't been obvious to viewers already. Upon his arrival, many debated whether he would take the Obama impersonation mantle from Fred Armisen. Watch! Should he?

Those unfamiliar with Bill O'Reilly and his Factor may not know that he does nightly "Reality Checks" on people he feels need to be, well, checked, boo. Tonight, O'Reilly took on Andy Rooney's rambling rant from last night's 60 MInutes.

Last week, 60 Minutes was boring. Why? Because there was no Andy Rooney! Luckily for us, though, Rooney was back tonight with a nonsensical rant about how much he hates surveys—even though he constantly reads them. Watch inside.

You didn't think it possibly could be, but they've begun casting and there is some bad news. Also today: Get ready for a Coastguard adventure, a Nicole Richie wonderment, and a bachelorette party show that's sure to stun.

Michael J Fox joins The Good Wife cast to play Louis Canning, a defense lawyer who uses his "neurological disorder" to sway his jury's ruling. He also makes Juliana Margulies late for the very hearing both lawyers are attending.

While the rest of you have your eyes glued to the premiere of Conan O'Brien's new small screen effort, Conan, we at Gawker.TV were monitoring all of the other late-night shows for O'Brien-related mentions. Inside, video of everything we found.

Yesterday, Tina Fey stopped by the Late Show for a chat with David Letterman. When the topic switched to Sarah Palin, Fey confessed that she barely remembered how to do her famed impersonation before busting it out one last time.

After Charlie Sheen trashed a hotel room and abused a hooker, Two and a Half Men's ratings soared: 13.6 million people watched Monday's episode called "The Crazy Bitch Gazette." Coincidentally, that's also what Charlie Sheen's publicist calls his press releases.

This morning, personal hero Amy Sedaris dropped by The Early Show to promote her newest book. She used her time to teach us great things like "squirrels love donuts", always stretch before crafting and how to make Potato Ships. Enjoy.

Stop the presses—Andy Rooney's finally found something that he doesn't hate! During yesterday's 60 Minutes, Rooney revealed that he'd recently seen Secretariat. Further, Rooney enjoyed the film (though not as much as seeing the horse in person).

Last night on The Late Late Show, Brie Larson really won us over. With her phallic obsession revelation, Charades skills, and charm, Larson checked all the appropriate talk show guest boxes, garnering a Craig Ferguson mouth-whistle and impromptu jam session.

This morning, the folks at the Early Show added more fuel the Time Traveling Cell-Phone User conspiracy fire when they too viewed the Zapruder style film (see our post here). The truth is out there... somewhere! Watch inside.

Last night, Seth Meyers visited the Late Show and told David Letterman about a slightly questionable family tradition of his—that's going on its 30th year!—and also gave us a behind-the-scenes anecdote from a Vogue photoshoot. Video inside.

LeBron James received quite the critique on last night's Late Show! Former NBA star/current blowhard Charles Barkley and David Letterman got real when speaking out about James' controversial switch from Cleveland to Miami. Check the clip to get the dirt.

This morning on The Early Show, after sitting through a scary segment on the dangers of every frat boy's favorite elixir, Four Loko, Maggie Rodriguez couldn't help but sample the "blackout in a can". Then, she sampled even more.

In your vacuous Tuesday media column: the Juan Williams brigade pipes up, Politico launches a paid news operation, Katie Couric might stay at CBS, and Rupert Murdoch's war against Hollywood PR firms.

CBS had NASCAR CMO Steve Phelps go undercover for a day! Natch, he was made to look like an idiot, because that's what Undercover Boss is all about: making company officers look like idiots. Watch him change a tire inside.