It was Christmas for the contestants of the Amazing Race, but that didn't mean a Douglas Fir and a yule log. Nope, they got lamb's head. The best part, however, was how they got through the experience of eating it.

In an uncharacteristically somber interview, the cast of Jersey Shore swears by the shows' authenticity. Apparently lack of self-awareness can only be "screwed and chopped" so much.

In that it's about theater camp, the greatest setting for a movie possible. Because songs plus sleepaway camp = correct. Also today: Sandra Bullock works on a mysterious new feature, exciting comedy news, and the possible death of another show.

It just is. Deal with it. Also today: Yet another show ripped from the Twitter headlines, Kate Beckinsale continues her odd career, Johnny Galecki is moving into the big time, and Darren Aronofsky is moving out of it.

On this week's edition of, "Andy Rooney Talks About Things That He Hates," we have this: Rooney goes through fan mail, and then criticizes the people who wrote him letters! He also says that he will never shave his eyebrows.

Don't you think? Isn't it just such a grand a idea? Also today: You guys are all watching terrible TV, the next Twilight movie has a super random cast of vampires, and some misleading news about Sinbad.

Breaking: Andy Rooney is still a nearly unintelligible curmudgeon! Tonight on 60 Minutes, Rooney launched into a random rant about dieting before he declared that he plans to lose 20 lbs. before Halloween. Uh, by shaving his eyebrows? Video inside.

Tonight's 60 Minutes featured Anderson Cooper's profile of Eminem, and—while certain parts lagged—it delivered the drama, including a discussion (and probe by Cooper) regarding the rapper's homophobic/misogynistic/violent lyrics and whether or not he could defend them. Watch inside.

First, CNN fired him. Then, Jon Stewart mocked him (video here). Now, Rick Sanchez has another embarrassment to add to the ever-growing list: being the butt of David Letterman's Late Show Top 10 List. Video of "Sanchez Excuses," inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart visited David Letterman on the Late Show, and the two had quite the hilarious discussion about Oprah Winfrey. During the chat, Letterman revealed that Winfrey "hated" him "long before" the Academy Awards incident—and then explained why.

"Shh... Don't Tell Steve" is a just-announced CBS sit-com based on a Twitter account where a guy secretly tweets about his slob roommate. Unfair! When I tweeted about my roommate I just got an angry phone call from him.

CBS just signed its second TV deal based on a Twitter account, and inked Ashton Kutcher to produce. Hollywood now officially has a monster crush on movies and TV serials about websites.

Last Friday was the premiere of CBS' new cop drama Blue Bloods, which follows a family of New York City cops starring Tom Selleck and his moustache. Though not entirely inventive, it is pretty effective, for half the episode.

Did you remember to watch the Justin Bieber-filled premiere of CSI last night? No? Well, you're in luck, because a video featuring every onscreen moment—yes, every cringe-worthy, awkward one of them—of Bieber's appearance is inside this here post!

CBS has a new lawyer show on the schedule that brings Jim Belushi and Jerry O'Connell together at long last. Does CBS have another procedural hit on its hands?

Last night, Snooki graced the Late Show with her guidette presence for an enlightening interview with David Letterman. The highlight of said interview, however, came at the end—when Snooki taught a reluctant Letterman to fist pump. Video inside.

CBS has a new sitcom that it hopes will do for overweight people what the Big Bang Theory did for nerds. It's terrible, it's just the worst.

Slippery wieners, nasty hair extensions, fake terminal illnesses and one Zingbot 3000. Sadly, these are only the things we'll take away from this summer's installment of Big Brother. And here's how it ended: the good, the bad, and the nausea-inducing.

Oh, joy! Sometimes, Monday brings things that make us laugh, and this is one of them: a preview clip of Justin Bieber's guest appearance on the upcoming CSI season premiere. Inside, watch—and laugh/cringe—along with the rest of us.

Face the Nation host Bob Schieffer laid into Rep. John Boehner today for smoking. Bob thinks John should give it up to "set a good example for the country." He proposed that Boehner and Obama could try quiting together. Aw.