At least, that's what I assume is happening in this still image provided by CBS, in which the boy wonder touches a "corpse." His look of horror is so intense, you'd think his voice just cracked for the first time.

Last night, legendary actor and suntan enthusiast George Hamilton talked with Craig Ferguson about the roast of David Hasselhoff that he recently took part in. Hamiltion then laid into fellow roasters Pam Anderson and Jerry Springer. Very Classy! Video inside.

Derek Paravicini is blind, can't tell one hand from the other, and can't hold a conversation. He can, however, play any song on the piano—from memory—in any key and in any style. His incredible 60 Minutes profile, inside.

Contestants on Big Brother—with no TV or internet to distract themselves with—do a lot of talking. So let's take a look back at a week where it seemed everyone met their downfall by opening their big fat mouths.

Remember when we said the Shit My Dad Says pilot lived up to its name? CBS agrees. After recasting the lead and reshooting scenes, they're comparing it to Big Bang Theory, which also required an overhaul between pilot and premiere.

The Eye, recently slammed by GLAAD for the second year in a row for having exactly zero LGBT characters on any of their shows, has decided to rectify their big gay problem. Three queer characters will be introduced next season.

Daniel Schorr, print and broadcast journalist for 70 years, died today. He was 93 years old. Schorr was CNN's first employee and won three Emmys for his coverage of Watergate for CBS. He had been an NPR commentator since 1985.

Starting with a graffiti-themed luxury competition served with a side of Ebonics, down to the nomination of the only person of color in the Big Brother house, let's take a look back at a week that was anything but wack.

In support of Mayor Bloomberg's ingenious idea to convert old garbage dumpsters into recreational swimming pools, Bill Murray christened the experiment on the Late Show tonight by going for a quick dip. Going green shouldn't mean turning your skin green.

If the gossip from New York's Gabriel Sherman is to be believed, Katie Couric's days are numbered as anchor of the CBS Evening News. At the same time, network chief Les Moonves has secured another gig for wife Julie Chen.

This morning, the Early Show shed its fuddy-duddy image, for at least one segment anyway, as they explored the hip crowd-sourcing fashion site Fashism. Fascism lets you post pictures of potential outfits and crowd-source the response. Seems really useful.

On this special edition of CBS' Sunday Morning, Charles Osgood told us stories about America's obsession with being fat. The obesity epidemic is a heavy subject (ha, get it?), that is costly and effects nearly a third of American adults.

Tonight on Big Brother, someone gets evicted, we find out the saboteur's identity, and Julie Chen dazzles us with her robotic demeanor and weird blue dress. BUT FIRST! Let us get you up to speed on what happened this week.

NBC and CBS yesterday (wisely) rejected a demented National Republican Trust PAC ad called "Kill the Ground Zero Mosque." But did the PAC really intend to buy air time, or was it a stunt to raise money online? Doesn't matter.

One night after M.I.A.'s disastrous Late Show performance, David Letterman welcomed "experimental performance artist" (according to her Wikipedia) Laurie Anderson on the program to, well, do some weird ass spoken-word/repetitive thing involving experts, problems, and the oil spill? Video inside.

NBC and CBS are refusing to air this anti-Ground Zero mosque ad from the National Republican Trust PAC. Good call, since the ad is vulgar, racist, fearmongering garbage; a nauseating embarrassment that should be burned 50 times over. Enjoy!

If you happened to turn the channel to CBS around 8:20pm tonight you may have seen thirteen grown men and women in bike shorts zip-lining across their backyard on giant, slippery hot dogs. That's right. Big Brother is back.

[Real Housewife of New York Bethenny Frankel, during an appearance on CBS' Early Show. Photo via Pacific Coast News]

First it was SoHo's naked-man-and-boardshort emporium Hollister. Now one of CBS' New York offices is being cleaned after an infestation of bedbugs. Nowhere is safe, people. Remember: If you don't go into the office, then the bedbugs have won!

CBS News brought in a helicopter to get footage of these two poor little guys. How they got into the Bronx is anyone's guess, but it was a nice choice because the Brooklyn Target is always packed.