Yes, people—even me, sometimes—enjoy making fun of Larry King. But tonight, David Letterman's Late Show Top 10 List—"Reasons Larry King Is Retiring"—was uncharacteristically harsh toward King, with multiple personal jabs at the sexxxy broadcaster. Video inside.

Hey, remember that Wimbledon match between John Isner and Nicolas Mahut that never ended, and then finally did? Well, Isner stopped by the Ed Sullivan Theater tonight to perform David Letterman's Late Show Top 10 list. The chuckle-worthy video, inside.

Landon Donovan's interview on this morning's Early Show was everything you'd expect: shout-outs to YouTubes, an overly enthusiastic Harry Smith and exclamations of 'Dude!' Yet Donovan is repping the US and its nice to know he's pretty grounded.

After declaring that he was "terrified" of oysters, clams and mussels tonight on the Late Show, Regis Philbin was force-fed an entire raw bar (courtesy Eric Ripert/Le Bernardin) by David Letterman—and it was strangely hilarious/endearing. Video inside.

Sen. Scott Brown's not-really-famous daughter, Ayla, recently got a job as a CBS Early Show correspondent. Flush with possible stories, she settled on "interviewing her dad" for her most recent segment, pretty much exhausting her entire long-term usefulness to CBS.

[Christina Aguilera filmed a scene for her new Lifetime movie The Abduction of Chrissy A. in New York today. She was also on CBS' The Early Show. Image via INF]

As predictable as it was, last night's season finale of HIMYM tied up its 5th season as well as anyone could expect. Marshall and Lilly are hoppin' on the baby train, Don's leaving for Chicago, and Ted went blond.

Ever hear of phthalates? They are esters that help plasticize things like rain coats and shower curtains, and they make body lotions smell nice. They also may be causing young men to develop in "several ways less completely masculine."

This week was the networks' annual upfront presentations when they tell potential advertisers (and the world) what is in store for fall. There were shows picked up, shows canceled, and lots of parties. Here's the breakdown.

CBS has released a sneak peek at Fall's twitter-turned-TV show, $#*! My Dad Says. Let's be honest, no one will remember the order of the characters in $#*! My Dad Says. It will be probably be referred to as "shit."

Now that all the networks have revealed their fall schedules to potential advertisers—CBS presented its equally clueless lineup this morning—it's time for cable to shine. Not surprisingly, TBS started off with the network's new leading man, Conan O'Brien.

On yesterday's Late Show, Rima Fakih (aka Miss USA 2010) visited to chat with David Letterman about cars, Detroit and things like such as before delivering the Top 10 List: "Things I Want To Do As Miss USA." Video inside.

It's upfront week when television networks show potential advertisers what they can expect for the fall season. ABC announced it's new lineup and CBS axed a slew of shows. Let the carnage commence!

In your worrisome Wednesday media column: more details on the sudden (hot!) offering of Newsweek for sale, the guys at Atlantic Media hate the Politico, CNN and CBS huddle together for warmth, and cow journalism remains legal—for now.

18 years after Jay Leno was chosen over him to host The Tonight Show, and months after Leno took the title back from Conan O'Brien, David Letterman is still bitter. Inside, video of Letterman's anti-Leno statements on tonight's Late Show.

Here's something you didn't see during tonight's highly hyped 60 Minutes interview of Conan O'Brien by Steve Kroft: a possibly-not-legal, but still hilarious, joyride around Los Angeles by the two men in O'Brien's infamous 1992 green Ford Taurus. Video inside.

Tonight, Conan O'Brien made his long-awaited return to television with an interview on 60 Minutes. O'Brien was candid about the entire Late Night Wars fiasco, taking shots at Jay Leno, Jeff Zucker and NBC in the process. Video highlights inside.

Danielle, Amanda, and Colby all kicked back at Robert Louis Stevenson's house, where Amanda and Danielle got catty over a hidden clue. Colby obviously didn't consider this an A-list girlfight, as he's too busy watching tv to notice.

Dave Price couldn't figure out how to get the new "touch screen" weather map to work this morning. Adding insult to injury, both Harry Smith and our local weatherman had a laugh about it while the cameras rolled.

In your party-oriented Wednesday media column: the NYT launches a nightlife column, Julie Chen prepares to take on The View, ads masquerading as news in L.A., and One Man: Two Identical Letters to the Editor.