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Stalk of the Town: Fifth Time's A Charm?
gawktern · 10/04/06 01:50PMClassic Gawker Stalker: In Which We Watch 'Trump and Grace' For the First Time Ever
Jessica · 10/03/06 05:15PMAnonymous, Dubious Celebrity Shows Us Her Elbow
Jessica · 10/03/06 02:50PMHow Not to Send Things to Gawker Stalker
Jessica · 10/03/06 01:30PMDaily Gawker Stalker: Janet Keeps Her Breasts Covered
Jessica · 10/02/06 05:40PMDaily Gawker Stalker: Ivanka Just Got in From Cali and Boy Are Her Arms...
Jessica · 09/29/06 04:50PMQuality Celebrities Would Never Be Nice to You
Jessica · 09/29/06 11:01AMDaily Gawker Stalker: Russell Simmons' Bad Manners
Jessica · 09/28/06 05:00PMGossips Who Cannot Remember the Past Are Doomed to Repeat It
Jessica · 09/28/06 01:00PMDaily Gawker Stalker: Ludacris Has a Bad Hair Day
Jessica · 09/27/06 05:40PMClassic Gawker Stalker: Plague of Double Vowels
Jessica · 09/26/06 03:50PMClassic Gawker Stalker: Cameron Diaz Plans Paparazzi Revenge Lawsuit at the Four Seasons
Jessica · 09/22/06 04:15PMDaily Gawker Stalker: SJP Still Relies on the Kindness of Her Slave
Jessica · 09/20/06 05:40PMDaily Gawker Stalker: Breaking — Model Goes to Photo Shoot
Jessica · 09/19/06 04:55PMTimesSelect Desperately Panders to the Desirable 'Us Weekly' Demographic
Jessica · 09/19/06 08:30AM
This all looks wildly complicated, but what you're looking at is the Sundem/Tierney Unified Celebrity Theory, a collaboration between formula-happy Garth Sundem and Times op-ed loverboy John Tierney. The equation is designed to predict the odds that a given celebrity marriage will last; according to the STUCT, Renee Zellwegger and Kenny Chesney didn't stand much of a chance, while Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have maybe a 10% likelihood of lasting a year (if they ever get married, that is). As for Britney and Kevin? 0% chance that they'll make it to the five-year mark.