chickens
Egg Prices Are Going Up, Which Is Good
Hamilton Nolan · 12/29/14 09:15AMCrazy Motherfucker Bashed 1,000 Chickens to Death With Golf Club
Dayna Evans · 10/01/14 05:29PMYou Can Trust the U.S. Poultry Industry to Keep Itself Clean
Hamilton Nolan · 08/01/14 08:42AMMan Jailed For Drunk Driving With 100 Chickens in His SUV
Megan Reynolds · 07/31/14 10:30PMDamn, They're Trying to Make an Ugly Superchicken
Hamilton Nolan · 06/27/14 01:40PMPeople are Still Getting Sick from Poultry Farm Salmonella Outbreak
Gabrielle Bluestone · 04/16/14 11:09PMHamilton Nolan · 05/13/13 03:02PM
Ultra-Brooklyn Couple Requires Apartment with Chicken Coop, Kitchen for Blogging in the Wake of Sandy
Caity Weaver · 11/12/12 06:54PMOn Monday, the New York Times struggled again to strike the balance between Hurricane Sandy stories that are utterly depressing and Hurricane Sandy stories that are the fluffiest little fluffmonsters that have fallen asleep atop a cotton ball wearing bunny slippers (everyone ate candy during the hurricane; they're so bad).
Maryland Man Gets Drunk, Kills 70,000 Chickens
Taylor Berman · 08/28/12 09:23PMUp to a point, Joshua Shelton had a normal Friday night this weekend. The 21 year-old got drunk and passed out in a shack wearing only a t-shirt and his boxers, soaked in his own urine. Who hasn't done that before? Well, the point that separates Shelton's night from yours or mine was that when he woke up, a Wicomico County Sheriff's deputy was there to inform him he'd murdered 70,000 chickens overnight.
Chickens Are People Now, Waiting Inside Their Moms to Be Born, People-Style
Caity Weaver · 04/19/12 09:41PMScientists Creating Alligator-Chickens
Lauri Apple · 08/21/11 03:18PMPhilosopher Reveals Why Chicken Crossed Road
Hamilton Nolan · 08/05/11 10:59AMWhy did the chicken cross the road? For eons, philosophers have debated the question, because that is philosophers' idea of a "funny" riff on their own weighty profession, which is why most philosophers are not "chick magnets." Well, we're happy to report that the question has finally been answered.
Urban Chicken Trend Lays Egg Containing New Chicken Trend
Hamilton Nolan · 08/02/11 08:54AMThe whole "people living in urban areas but raising chickens for some fucking reason" trend has been going on for years. Gawker was making fun of that back in 2007. But here is where it gets interesting, Trend Science majors: the Son of The Urban Chicken Trend! Urban chicken coop tours. For when you're really into looking at chickens for some reason, but still sane enough not to erect a chicken coop on your own property. The WSJ reports: