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Real Pop Stars Have Curves
Rich Juzwiak · 11/19/12 12:00PMOur big stars are getting bigger. Half of the women who performed on last night's American Music Awards don't have bodies that live up to the perfection we supposedly want in our pop stars and what's more, they put these imperfect bodies on display: it's one thing to show up, but it's a far more brazen thing to emphasize said curves. Last night, Kelly Clarkson, Ke$ha, Nicki Minaj and Christina Aguilera all did just that, to varying degrees.
The New Music of Christina Aguilera and Lana Del Rey: Where Have All the Divas Gone?
Rich Juzwiak · 11/16/12 02:53PMChristina Aguilera and Lana Del Rey both released collections of new music this week. Neither artist is a great diva in the neo-classic, pop sense of the word, but both have potential. To evaluate their diva status, I will shamelessly crib a comparative schism that Tyra Banks has routinely used on America's Next Top Model: each of them has what the other does not.
Rich Juzwiak · 11/14/12 04:30PM
Real Talk: Christina Aguilera Hates Getting Hated on By 'Butt–Fucker' Hater Blogs
Robert Kessler · 10/26/12 10:40AMChristina Aguilera Says Her Last Flop Album Was 'Ahead of Its Time' (That’s Her Story and She’s Sticking To It)
Rich Juzwiak · 10/22/12 05:35PMChristina Aguilera's sixth studio album, Bionic, sold a little over 300,000 copies in the U.S. in total. which is terrible even for a time when nobody's buying albums (to contrast, P!nk's The Truth About Love sold over 280,000 copies its first week after it was released last month). Bionic had no real hit singles, either.
What’s Going On With Christina Aguilera’s Vagina on Her New Album Cover?
Rich Juzwiak · 10/05/12 01:40PMChristina Aguilera just tweeted the cover upcoming, hilariously named seventh studio album Lotus. She's never given an indication that she has any taste at all (right down to the gratuitous, gaudy vocal running), but it seems like she's at least now owning her tastelessness? She's growing before our eyes. Good for her.
Here's a Photo of Hillary Clinton Admiring Christina Aguilera's Deep Decolletage
Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/04/12 02:48PMSnapped by AFP/Getty photographer Paul J. Richards during yesterday's McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony, this photo of World Food Programme Ambassador Christina Aguilera getting — ahem — vetted by Hillary Clinton leads The Superficial to wonder: "How long has Bill Clinton been able to assume control of Hillary's body?"
What's Going On With Christina Aguilera's Vagina in Her New Video?
Rich Juzwiak · 09/28/12 11:40AMThe best of several hilarious moments in Christina Aguilera's "Your Body" video occurs at its 2:20 mark, when she pulls a handsome man she just played pool with into a bar bathroom stall and unleashes blue paint on him...somehow? I do not know what we are to glean from this. Is she sick? A squirter? Does she pee blue and thick? Is she really bad at graffiti?
Rich Juzwiak · 08/23/12 01:35PM
Where Do Idols Go When They Die?: Why the Winner of The Voice Is a Good Thing for Music
Rich Juzwiak · 05/09/12 02:10PMIt was down to four on last night's season two finale of The Voice: Team Christina's mom-popper Chris Mann, Team Cee-Lo's Juliet Simms, Team Blake's soul crooner Jermaine Paul, and Team Adam's wind-up dancing troubadour Tony Lucca. One won. It was...
Kelly Osbourne Is Evil
Rich Juzwiak · 04/12/12 01:10PMNepotwit Kelly Osbourne has been highly visible in pop culture for 10 agonizing years now without having contributed anything to it. (Unless you count her mysteriously abandoned music career?) Lately, instead of having the decency to just be vapid, she's been stoking a fight with Christina Aguilera.
What Was Dripping Down Christina Aguilera's Legs Two Days Ago?
Adrian Chen · 01/31/12 10:39AMEvery Pop Diva Hates Every Other Pop Diva
Seth Abramovitch · 11/28/11 12:08AMIt's the Golden Rule of Pop Divadom: Thou shalt throw shade upon your contemporaries (so long as they aren't in the room). So consider this sprawling supercut by Rich Juzwiak the Holy Bible of Diva Cuntitude. Each clip contains a Whitney, a Mariah, a Madonna, etc., talking smack behind another one's back, followed by a clip of the gossiped-about diva talking about another diva, and so and and so forth, until it all devolves into a cannibalistic diva free-for-all, where all that's left is a pile of bones and pearly teeth and silicone inserts and Dior shoes and Versace gowns. It's very entertaining! [FourFour]
Kim Kardashian's Husband Ditches Ring and Moves Out
Maureen O'Connor · 10/21/11 10:55AMLiLo's New Legal Panic: 18 Months in Jail for Violating Probation
Maureen O'Connor · 10/17/11 11:05AMThe Fashion of Occupy Wall Street and Other Red Carpet Events
Brian Moylan & Maureen O'Connor · 10/14/11 02:18PMIt's time we talk about the most important part of the Occupy Wall Street protests: just what celebrities are wearing when they visit! But don't worry, we also find time to pick on Lady Gaga, Beyoncé, Michelle Williams, Heidi Klum, Christina Aguilera, and Jake Gyllenhaal.