A Gift Guide for a Clam That Wants to Walk Among Humans as an Equal Hamilton Nolan · 11/23/15 04:00PM “Clams are just clams. Not people.” That’s what they all say. But one clam will prove them all wrong—with the help of a few essential items.
Will the U.S. Beat Belgium in the World Cup? Psychic Clam Says Yes! Max Read · 07/01/14 08:19AM Clam the psychic clam, who has accurately predicted every U.S. victory in the 2014 World Cup, has reached deep into the psychic aether and emerged with a prophecy: The United States will beat Belgium in today's knockout World Cup game.