clowns
Louie the Clown Spent 10 Creepy Years in a Sex Offender's House
Aleksander Chan · 02/20/15 08:23AMLouie, the famed organ-playing clown from Wichita's now defunct Joyland Amusement Park has returned after missing for 10 years. He was found in the home of Damian Mayes, a former employee of the park who used to repair Louie's organ—and a convicted sex offender. "It is a great feeling we finally have found it (Louie)," Margaret Nelson Spear, one of Joyland's former owners, told the Wichita Eagle. "…It is a big relief. We are pleased."
Evil, Knife-Carrying Clowns Spreading Terror Throughout France
Kelly Conaboy · 10/26/14 03:40PMDrunk Trombonist Pellet-Gun Clown Probably Had a Case of the Mondays
Andy Cush · 10/22/14 03:25PMClowns "Violently Poke" Family at Haunted House With Purple Vibrator
Aleksander Chan · 10/22/14 02:11PMIn a lawsuit filed by Regina Janito, the mother alleges two men dressed as clowns terrorized her and her family during a visit to the Massacre Haunted House in Montgomery, Ill. She accuses one of the clowns of "violently" poking her daughter with a purple vibrator while the other simulated oral sex on a teddy bear with another vibrator strapped to its crotch.
Mysterious Terror-Clown Haunts Small California Town
Hudson Hongo · 10/12/14 02:50PMSince the beginning of October, residents of Wasco, Calif. have been calling police to report sightings of a strange (undoubtedly murderous) circus clown, Bakersfield's KGET-TV reports. Appearing only at night, the clown has been spotted carrying a variety of fun props, including mallets, balloons and—that most classic of novelties—an axe.
Is This the Scariest American Horror Story Scene Ever?
Rich Juzwiak · 10/09/14 11:34AMThe answer is yes.
This Is What It's Like to Have a Clown-Sex Fetish
Rich Juzwiak · 06/11/14 11:45AM"The fun thing about clown sex is there's really no rules," says Jay, a 33-year-old from Chicago and expert on the subject. Jay shared his fetish and many of its accompanying toys—greasepaint, rubber noses, clown pants that you can wear with nothing under them, a cat o' nine tails made of uninflated balloons—on an episode of Logo's sex therapy reality show Bad Sex last night.
Terrifying Killer Clown Prank Will Haunt Your Nightmares
Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/14/14 06:30PMThe most surprising part of this terrifying clown video is that there weren't more heart attacks involved.
Ronald McDonald Is Really Into Taco Bell's Breakfast
Jay Hathaway · 03/27/14 10:16AMHere's a Sad Clown With a Golden Voice Covering Lorde's "Team"
Jay Hathaway · 03/04/14 04:49PMPuddles the Sad Clown is just like teenage pop sensation Lorde, except that he's extremely tall, entirely mute when he's not singing, and is a clown. They do both have golden voices, though.
America's Clowns Are Dying
Caity Weaver · 02/17/14 06:00PMThink about the last time you saw a clown. Was it dead? Jerking its rigor mortised limbs in an eerie approximation of gaiety? Did a child toddle up to the clown and tug the hem of its grubby, moth-eaten sleeve to request a balloon crown, and did the clown's arm detach itself completely from its socket with a horrible crunch and did the dead, heavy weight of the arm—and the angle of the yank and the velocity at which it was traveling—all align so that when the limb fell down to dusty earth, it took the child with it? And were you not able to get a refund because company policy states that there are no refunds?
Men's Fashion Is For Clowns
Hamilton Nolan · 02/13/14 12:10PMAntiviral: Here Is What's Bullshit on the Internet This Week
Adrienne LaFrance · 01/31/14 11:46AMAn Armed Clown Is Running Around Terrorizing Pedestrians
Gabrielle Bluestone · 01/30/14 10:25PMDrunk Clown Caught Dangling Child From Railroad Overpass
Taylor Berman · 10/30/13 03:07PMTerrifying Clowns Arrested In New Jersey and Maine
Ken Layne · 10/21/13 02:15PMHalloween is a special time when drunken adults dressed as horrifying clowns start crashing their cars and freaking people out down at the McDonald's. Over the next 10 days, hundreds of scary clowns will be arrested nationwide for all kinds of terrible behavior. When a person decides to be an evil clown for Halloween, they are basically planning on being arrested.