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Adam Weinstein · 05/01/14 02:21PM
Obsessed Plastic Surgery Twins Are Masters of Penis Enlargement
Maureen O'Connor · 05/15/12 02:16PMMeet Maurizio and Roberto Viel. They are twin brothers who co-own a plastic surgery practice and have performed multiple procedures on one another to increase their resemblance. (Maurizio gave Roberto a nose job; Roberto plumped Maurizio's face.) One surgery they have not performed on each other, however, is their practice's specialty: Penis enlargement.
Sinead O'Connor's Wildly Inappropriate Wedding Announcement
Brian Moylan · 12/09/11 01:01PMShafted: Dick Worth Squat
Hamilton Nolan · 08/24/11 03:13PMSo this is how it is, then? Phillip Seaton (pictured)—an innocent man who went in for a routine adult circumcision and awoke to find that a ding dong doc had dinged his ding dong till it was clean gone—has been awarded not one red cent by a jury of his peers. (A "six-man, six-woman jury," his peers? Are they, really? Are they? Penis peers? Are they?)
Dick-Snip Vic to Cock Chop Doc: You Prick
Hamilton Nolan · 08/18/11 08:14AMShep Smith Talks 'Cock' on Live TV
Hamilton Nolan · 08/15/11 05:12PMBirthday Cock at Fox News
Hamilton Nolan · 08/17/10 01:02PMCocky De Cock in Cockamamie Cock-Up
Hamilton Nolan · 07/27/10 08:27AMAmerica's Greatest Sexperts Meet in Cock Summit
Hamilton Nolan · 05/10/10 02:06PMErin Andrews Making Pervy Comeback
Hamilton Nolan · 09/01/09 09:07AMFragrance Woos Gays With Retro Beefcake
Hamilton Nolan · 06/10/08 09:17AMWill these waggish fragrance marketing types ever stop with their cheeky penis humor? Eleven-year-old cologne wearers sure hope not! San Francisco—a popular home to gays—is all atwitter because of a new campaign by the giant ad agency Ogilvy for Tom of Finland, a new scent inspired by the famous homoerotic artist of the same name. They took posters of Tom's drawings, see, and positioned them just so next to protruding objects—that to a dirty mind might resemble a huge, hard cock! Such sophisticated appeal to the target demographic. The gays like that stuff, right? So they'll surely open their wallets for this:
Michael Arrington calls for Palo Alto chicken eviction
Jackson West · 04/07/08 11:20AMIn a 543-word opus describing his travails finding Internet connectivity in Palo Alto after a Comcast outage, imperialist blogger Michael Arrington was distracted by a noisy rooster. "There should be no live chickens in Palo Alto," he complains. While roosters, like the one pictured, are strictly forbidden in Palo Alto outside of areas zoned for agriculture, residents are allowed to keep up to six hens with a regular permit. How to dispose of the noisy cock? The city will happily loan a humane trap for $5 a day.