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Witnesses Speak Up About Denver Police Beatdown
Jeff Neumann · 08/19/10 04:46AMRepublicans Nominate Wrestling Lady to Run for Senate
Max Read · 08/10/10 11:03PMPrimaries just happened! Former World Wrestling Entertainment Executive Linda McMahon won the Republican Senate nomination in Connecticut, performing [wrestling joke] on her opponents. In Colorado, Obama-backed incumbent Senator Michael Bennet beat challenger Andrew Romanoff for the Democratic Senate nomination.
City Bike Programs: Secret UN Plot To Take Over Cities?
Jim Newell · 08/04/10 01:39PMColorado Tea Party Candidate Privately Laments Tea Party 'Dumbasses'
Jim Newell · 07/26/10 11:52AMColorado Gubernatorial Candidate Apologizes For Plagiarism
Jim Newell · 07/13/10 04:06PMApocalyptic Ex-Congressman Gives Comical, Hyperbolic Denunciation of Obama
Jim Newell · 07/09/10 02:35PMWoman Blames Car Crash on Vampire
Max Read · 06/29/10 11:15PMDenver Selling Off Awesome 'Miami Vice' Mayor's Mansion/Bachelor Pad
Max Read · 06/13/10 08:51PMLatest Politico Scandal: White House Sends Email
Max Read · 06/03/10 01:25PMThief So Desperate for iPad, Rips Off Guy's Finger
Maureen O'Connor · 04/20/10 11:38AMSchool Shooting in Littleton, Colorado
Pareene · 02/23/10 06:27PMNothing's More Satisfying than a New Wal-Mart Racism Scandal
Hamilton Nolan · 02/09/10 09:18AMTrans Anarchist Punk Arrested In Attack On Democratic Party HQ
Pareene · 08/26/09 02:31PMSenate Loser's Sad Second Career: Pitching Margarita Mix
Pareene · 02/17/09 02:44PMThe New Newsies Are Thieves!
Joshua David Stein · 01/23/08 06:14AMWho doesn't remember being a young lad making chump change biking around your neighborhood flinging the local paper onto doorsteps at five in the morning? Being a newsie was as much a rite of passage for America's suburban youth as it was to make some money. But kids these days, yeesh! Just no work ethic. Well, the work ethic is there, the love of newspapers too but the respect for John Q. Law isn't. Turns out in Colorado, thieves are stealing those newspaper machines at an alarming (and industrious) rate. From Folio: "Thefts of newspaper machines in a pair of Colorado counties-Greeley and Weld-have reached high levels, with the 47th Tribune newspaper dispenser stolen this week." More sordid details of the world gone wrong after the jump.