Apparently recruiters have complained to the board of a Columbia investment banking club that students they are meeting with about potential jobs haven't been keeping up their end of the ol' societal hygiene bargain. So, an embarrassing memo went out.

We've already noted the video talents of Columbia undergrads, but it looks like the business school douchewaffles want to get in on the act, too. Again with the homoeroticism—this time, with a Steve Irwin-lookalike for her pleasure.