It's no secret that Congress stalls its progress leading up to an election day. But what about the few post-election, lame duck weeks? Tonight, Jon Stewart considered that while sarcastically opining on ambitious Democrats and... (legislative) cockblock-obsessed Republicans. Watch inside.

Would it really be like "opposite land" or is it happening as you read this? NSFW

Tonight, Jon Stewart opened The Daily Show with a bit about the latest WikiLeaks dump. After his sarcastic comments about the gossip-heavy nature of the leak, Stewart questioned the United States' curious relationship with questionably loyal Saudi Arabia. Watch inside.

Show biz is tough. Once you get typecast with a certain role, that's the only way they'll use you. This one minute sketch imagines the career of Tug Bodean, an actor who falls prey to the system.

Charles Bronson is sick of hipsters' condescending glances and unnecessary headbands, and he and his unironic mustache aren't going to take it anymore. Keep an eye out for a Jeff Goldblum cameo!

Tonight, Jerry Seinfeld visited the Late Show for a rare stand-up performance. Inside, watch Seinfeld gripe about 5-Hour Energy drinks and how—nowadays—things either suck or are great. Also: Seinfeld and David Letterman discuss his recent White House performance.

Here's the latest release from Sesame Street's YouTube channel—a tape of Cookie Monster auditioning to be a cast member on Saturday Night Live. Who knew that he had a passion beyond cookies?

As part of his press tour for his groundbreaking show Louie earlier this year, Louis C.K. thought it would be a good idea to talk to Joy Behar on CNN, just hours after he got his vasectomy. Absurd!

Last week, Glenn Beck creepily revealed that George Soros was some sort of "puppet master" that Beck believes is set on overthrowing the American government. Tonight, Jon Stewart mocked the charade, and then turned the table on Beck. Watch inside.

On tonight's 30 Rock, the writing crew—while trying to solve a debate—inadvertently discovered that Jack appeared to be the voice of www.pronouncify.com. But how did this happen? Thankfully, as the episode went on, we found out. Videos inside.

Last night, Jon Stewart begrudgingly covered four Palin-related stories: Bristol's shocking DWTS upset (here) and her pro-abstinence PSA with The Situation (here), Willow's homophobic Facebook rage (here), and the whole family's ridiculous new reality show (here). The video, inside.

After opening for Conan O'Brien on his summer comedy tour, Reggie Watts got to close the show last night on Conan. Reggie was as funny as ever, and we give him major props for rocking that sweater.

On Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kathy donned wispy Bieber hair, a hat, and some smooth dance moves for a parody of Never Say Never. Does this mean Kathy looks like a little boy or that Bieber truly looks like a lady?

Last Tuesday, Tina Fey was honored with the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Last night PBS aired the entire ceremony for the rest of us. It was filled with Tina's colleagues cracking jokes and sending their warmest congratulations.

Meet Sammy. With a hint of spoof on local business commercials, Sammy wants to help you live your dream of being in your favorite film scenes. Customer satisfaction is Sammy's ultimate goal.

Tonight on 30 Rock, Liz Lemon bought jeans from a store called Brooklyn Without Limits, and they made her ass look amazing. Unfortunately, though, the brand wasn't as innocent as she thought. A compilation of the related scenes is inside.

Tonight, Martha Stewart visited Stephen Colbert for quite the entertaining segment. Stewart talked about having her DNA taken/preserved and killing drunk turkeys with her bare hands—among other things—and also made gross hors d'oeuvres with Colbert. Video highlights inside.

As you've undoubtedly heard by now, a "mystery missile" was launched off of California's coast on Sunday night. Or was it just an airplane? At any rate, tonight, Jon Stewart handily mocked the media for their exaggerated reactions. Video inside.

Tonight, Conan O'Brien welcomed Tom Hanks! Fun fact: Hanks popularized O'Brien's nickname, "Coco." Tonight, for that, O'Brien joked, "You ruined my life!" to which Hanks responded, "Finally, he'll blame something on someone other than Jay." The full, hilarious exchange, inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart discussed President Obama's trip to India. During it, Stewart questioned Obama's motivation for the trip, before—regarding Obama's dancing—saying, "You campaign with rhythm, but you govern like an old white man at a wedding." Watch inside.