Sometimes when I'm chugging my fourth "Five Hour Energy" and my neck's cramping from the weight of my beer helmet, I say to myself, "Self, there's gotta be an easier way to get your energy buzz on." Enter Four Loko.
Conan O'Brien's new show, Conan, premiered tonight—and it opened in style with a brilliantly hilarious Godfather-themed sketch about the time since O'Brien's last show and this one, with cameos from Jon Hamm, Larry King, and more! Watch inside.
If your plan is to make Facebook, someone has already beaten you to it. That goes for Twitter, too. And Google. That won't stop you though; you're a punk. Genius. Billionaire. It's going to be totally easy.
In this Halloween episode, Peter and Quagmire tag along with Joe in response to a domestic abuse call. Upon entering the home, they realize that it is no delicate matter. Watch them take political incorrectness to a groundbreaking level!
Our collective dads took the time out of their day to record this "We Are the World" parody. Remember to turn back your clocks, and while we're at it, do you need anything from Costco?
Broken smoke alarm detectors are hard to find. Try watching this clip with your headphones on. Does it sound like a beep coming from your home? Now you can understand what Phil Dunphy's been going through.
Yesterday, Tina Fey stopped by the Late Show for a chat with David Letterman. When the topic switched to Sarah Palin, Fey confessed that she barely remembered how to do her famed impersonation before busting it out one last time.
Tonight, Jon Stewart opened with a focus on tomorrow's midterm elections. Stewart first mocked Democrats for the "delusional" thought that they'd retain a Congressional majority, and then blasted Fox News for trying to make President Obama seem racist. Video inside.
If you had a friend and your friend had a dad and that dad did stand up: this is what it would look like. Thomas Middleditch as Dan Evans.
