What do you think was the best dinosaur? And no, T-Rex is not the right answer and Velociraptors were actually midgets. Let Dan Telfer educate you on the finer points of real dinosaur bad-assery.

This is just one example of why you shouldn't take a stab at comedians during their stand up. Watch as Bryson Turner waits for the crowd to settle down and comes up with an awesome one liner.

In this Whitney Port approved sendup of The City, meet Johanna and Rachel, two "gals" who come from Florida to take over New York, one fashion PR firm and SchBuYa shot at a time.

When we said we had Mad Men fever, we meant it. Two members of the show's cast are featured in this Funny or Die video in which a girl stands before a committee for patents to sex acts.

Tonight, Jon Stewart executed an [adjective meaning brilliant/funny] opening segment about Arizona's immigration bill. In it, Stewart threw a right hook at John McCain, a left hook at Fox News, and delivered a knockout against the bill itself. Video inside.

Before joining Saturday Night Live and focusing on Digital Shorts, Andy Samberg tried his hand at stand-up comedy. Here, he discusses two-way mirrors, parental secrets, and the nation of Chad.

Tonight, Jon Stewart put America's favorite insanity-ridden network in its place when he decried Fox News' anti-Muslim biases regarding NASA's recent foray into diplomacy, as well as the controversy over the construction of new mosques across the country. Video inside.

Mr. Pryor revisits his nineteenth year of life and explains his bravest moment. Although he enjoys eating with them, he takes no pleasure working for the mafia.

This clip from comedian Alex Blagg gives us a clue into the thought process of a drunk person hitting up a Taco Bell/KFC drive-thru. Because everyone that goes to Taco Bell/ KFC has to be at least a little drunk.

From Kellogg's cereal, to SpaghettiOs, to Toyota/Lexus—ah, Toyota/Lexus!—and more, corporations have been issuing an abnormal amount of recall notices lately. Luckily for us, Lewis Black visited The Daily Show tonight to break it all down... hilariously. Video inside.

It's hard not to love a man who tells it like it is. Watch as Carlin says what we're all thinking; shut up about your children.

Last night on The Last Comic Standing, comic Guy Torry made a joke about Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton's "caucus," and generally bombed. Watch as Torry gets defensive and combative when the judges criticize his unfunny material.

Comedians Louis CK, Jim Norton, Hannibal Buress, Rick Crom, Nick DiPaolo and Eddie Brill gathered 'round a poker table for Louie's second episode. Are these funnymen friends in real life? How can we get in on their poker game?

Tonight, John Oliver continued his World Cup-related Daily Show segments with an examination into the lack of racism in formerly apartheid-ridden South Africa as the World Cup continues. That said, Oliver found one racist to conquer them all. Video inside.

Bill Hicks, from his segment that got cut from the Late Show in 1993, examines and skewers things he hates. He, a respectable gentleman, does not hate Jimi Hendrix.

Rex Navarette acts as both interviewer and interviewee in this hilarious skit that showcases the funnier side of his native accent. If you have never heard a Filipino accent, now you have.

Louis CK is obviously a funny, angry man. Here he spews his hatred for the animal that is like a "rat with hooves."

Before Kevin James was a star in some of the unfunniest movies and television shows of all time, he was an accomplished standup comic. Here he discusses movies and car doors.

David Cross lets you in on a game to play next time you're eating at a restaurant. Warning: Be prepared to tip.

Jorma Taccone and Akiva Schaffer make this monotone, comedic rap, about two loser-ish guys who think they're cool, absolutely adorable. Special appearance by Andy Samberg as Steve, who is a c*nt.