Chris Rock jokes that with the insane gas prices as of late, people will begin to (or already have) exchange sexual favors for gas.

As Major League Baseball enters its second half, the Upright Citizen's Brigade takes a look at most memorable story of the first half.

Thanks to Jersey Shore, it's all about the guidos these days, and there are definitely a few yuks at their expense in "Staten Island Girls," a parody of Katy Perry's "California Gurls." The jokes are easy, but they're classic.

Hannibal Burress, Stand Up Comedy's sleeping giant, takes the time to discuss how to stay green and properly condimize a ham sandwich.

Nick Swardson claims that the best text you can get begins with, "Dude..." and then proceeds to tell a story of the best text he has ever gotten from a friend about a crazy night of shenanigans.

When your girlfriend is away you'll definitely play. LA-based sketch comedy group Fries on the side show off one of the more mature titles for the Nintendo Wii.

Who knew that many movie classics—from Scarface, to The Wizard of Oz, to Citizen Kane, to Star Wars, and more—could be improved so greatly just by swapping out a famous line for some Mel Gibson nonsense? Video inside.

Glenn Beck took his act on tour and revealed that he is indeed the stand up comedian everyone suspected. His set here comes complete with applause breaks, an "I love you too, [audience member]" and evading outright depression with jokes.

Before he had his eponymous show or his job as the host of The Price Is Right, Drew Carey made jokes about his eating habits.

Tired of inoffensive comedy with no sexist tones? Well check out the Harvard Sailing Team and enjoy their brand of insightful misogyny.

Joe Mande, comedian and creator of "Look At This Fucking Hipster", explains how he was swayed into the dog toy infomercial business through awe and ice picks.

Denis Leary goes off on a number of musicians that he wishes would die, including Bon Jovi, Yoko Ono, and Barry Manilow. Only the great ones die young, probably because they couldn't put up with the Bee Gees either.

Can a television show have an existential crisis? Human Giant takes a look at what happens when Patton Oswalt asks what his favorite show is really about.

Paul Rudd and Steve Carell, America's favorite funnymen, taped their own "decision" for last night's ESPY Awards. Like LeBron James' show last Thursday, the show was an entire hour long—which they they didn't know how to fill, either.

Recently, we wondered whether a Facebook post by Martha Stewart contained a dick joke. Tonight, Stewart sat with Jimmy Fallon and—in between talk of travels and an orangutan she befriended—she confirmed (and repeated!) the phallic wisecrack. Video inside.

When I heard about the Bristol Palin/Levi Johnston engagement, I wondered, "What will Kathy Griffin do?!" You know, because Griffin and Johnston were an "It" couple (see the chemistry?). Well, Griffin just released an emotional reaction video. Watch inside.

In this vintage clip from 1992 (a million years ago), a pre-Reality Bites fame Janeane Garofalo waxes about the inherent drama of Tori Spelling's short shorts (and resulting wedgies) on Beverly Hills: 90210.

While in college, TJ Miller tended to drink too much. Due to this, he took some preventative measures to stop his friends from messing with his inebriated self.

Only someone as cute and cuddly as Michael Ian Black could address the subject of how he'd treat a slave without being offensive. Well, not that offensive.

Demetri Martin is prepared for every situation. Among the items in his arsenal are a stick of dynamite with a cutable wick and a pretty mean curtsey.