During an appearance on the Ed Sullivan show in 1967, Joan Rivers talks about how women have far more societal expectations than men, such as finding a husband before age 25.

This video from the Upright Citizen's Brigade sheds some light on the BP fiasco. Apparently, British Petroleum has difficulty when anything spills.

Tonight, Jon Stewart opened The Daily Show with a hilarious "Indecision 2010" segment in which he noted the media's shift from calling yesterday's primary elections an "anti-incumbent" event to a "girl power" one, after most incumbents were victorious. Video inside.

Daniel Tosh criticizes Google for forcing him to clear his search history every three hours to save his relationships and return his keyboards to the mac store for "man goo" removal.

Comedian Doogie Horner was pronounced dead before he even walked onto the stage, but—in biblical fashion—Horner managed to resurrect himself and win over the hearts of his audience and judges. Viewers, have we found our new TV messiah?

Katt Williams talks about the impossibilities of Shaq's life after basketball and the gargantuan, stupid qualities Shaq's baby inherited from his father.

Tonight, Jon Stewart congratulated Rush Limbaugh for his weekend wedding (the one we flew a plane over) before he switched gears and made some biting comments to Helen Thomas for the anti-Semitic remarks that forced her into retirement. Videos inside.

George Carlin muses on the thought process that went into the very first flamethrower.

Joan Rivers swung by Good Morning America today to promote her new documentary, Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work. Additionally, Rivers sounded off on old people, plastic surgery, her status as a "legend," and being content with her clean diaper.

The iPhone 4 was (officially) announced mere hours ago, but the Internet has already produced a great parody ad featuring Jane Lynch and KassemG. Inside, video of Lynch and her cohort lamenting "leaked" features and name-checking Gizmodo in the process.

Patton Oswalt explains why he thinks jokes about George Bush are easy. Then, he makes a bunch of George Bush jokes.

Most Landlords can be complete nightmares, but in this clip, Chapelle makes us wonder are we really getting nagged for rent money every month, or just cash to support our landlord's crack habit?

A couple is watching Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares until a news interruption tells them it's essentially Doomsday. This edition of Terrible Decisions shows what not to do in that type of situation.

Between SNL and 30 Rock, Tracy Morgan developed a raunchy stand-up act. In this clip he discusses some things that make married life a little more difficult.

Tonight, Jon Stewart used video footage to embarrass Glenn Beck for his assertion that Fox News was the only media outlet airing disturbing video of IDF soldiers being beaten by passengers on a Turkish flotilla (it wasn't). Video inside.

In his typical crude, redneck fashion, Ron White reminds us an important moral: don't base everything off of looks.

The evolution of the dressing room, and bras in butts. That's what you will get from Ellen in this clip.

Last night Conan returned. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert joined him on stage for a dance-off! SNL's Bill Hader showed up as his Stefon character to pull Conan's lever. As CoCo returns triumphantly, pop culture hell basically breaks loose.

Tonight, The Daily Show returned from a two-week hiatus. Naturally, Jon Stewart opened with a focus on the disastrous BP oil spill. Unexpectedly, however, Stewart spent several minutes criticizing President Obama for his apparent unfocused and lazy response. Video inside.

Always entertaining, George Lopez discusses his feelings towards a certain "Chips" star and explains what may have caused the E. coli epidemic at Taco Bell.