It's been far, far too long since we've cleaned house. Not that our house will ever really be clean. Still, let's irrigate the rosebush of comments with the blood of eejits, or however that goes.

Overlooked in all the excitement during our one-day commenter invitation free-for-all was the note that banning of commenters would become "much more arbitrary and punitive, and such banning may be accompanied by public ridicule and execution." Well, guess what time it is? May we present commenters who have been banned, as of right now, for the following criminal trespasses: